A nonsurgical noninflammatory chat with the appendix Interview done by Srt.?
Name : appendix
called : vestigeal
Address: mcburneys point, right iliac fossa gated community.
Cell numb:ask the pathologist ? for cell numb and type.
Email id :firstname.lastname@example.org
( password: I think is fecolith? )
facebook status:married to miss o.appendix (mesoappendix)
Watsapp group:adorable abdomen
Fav music:bowel sounds
Fav dance:persistalsa (intestinal salsa dance?)
Fav tv show:grays anatomy (very romantic??)
favourite indoor game:hide n seek . Sometimes I hide beneath the liver n in the pelvis to confuse the radiologist .but they hav discovered a cat which can find me there too….CAT scan?.
Fav subj :maths.
I keep counting the follicles in the ovary, fimbria of the fallopian tube n villi of the intestine.
Fav outdoor game: free style swimming in formalin solution.
Nature:silent but wen I fight I become red with anger (appendicitis)
And can even create tsunami in the abdomen (peritonitis) and send the owner of the abdomen to motuary n then to obituary .?
One last message to the viewers:save us from the serial killers ( ie from the gen surgeons.)