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Adult Jokes
☻Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left
breast
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!
☻Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my
car. Up
above the chest so high, always milky never dry.
Let
me suck you, dont feel shy.
☻Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of
your
breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife:
Let me
take a picture of you penis, I will have it
enlarged
☻The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck
the
louder the scream,louder the scream the better
the
fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck
☻Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos
she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts
2
stones with the help of a crane.
☻A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife
after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
☻Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what
2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng.
SON:got
my nose in her armpit. Now what?
☻rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls in
river.rooster cant stop laughin.wats D
moral?whereva
therZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock
☻LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N
MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
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