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Define
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Dont u ever send me your picture again! u scared me to death!


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( ü )@ Lükìn
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I knöw
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Büt téll ü söméthìng...

ì mìss ü möre. 


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wanna see wot's inside?



tough shit


get yer own fucking box!



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mental breakdowns,



menstrual cramps,



menopause... 



...did you ever notice how all womans problems begin with MEN!


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___ VIAGRA / ,--(,) ( ) ) <-Before (') / / <-AFTER ( ) ) 



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("._.")
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(_)..'..(_)

HERE IS A LIL 
CUTE BEAR WITH
A ROSE TO WISH 
U...
HAPPY
VALENTINE'S
DAY
DARLING!!!


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) ./  / / /'  ( *'===ø ( o  SWALLOW BITCH ) !  ! ( /'  ( *===@ 


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U MAKE ME (press and hold down)



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(')==() ()(')
GIV ÜS A KISS!


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___ ()...() ___) ( ' . ' ) (")_(") FUCK THE BUNNY *)____/).../) ______). ' ) *) (")_(") THE BUNNY IS FUCKED


====


I



CARE



4 YOU



BECAUSE



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( ')
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married
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(") R WE NEARLY ) (") AT THE
( ( EGG? 
) ) 
( ( NAH, WEVE 
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ONLY JUST
( ( PASSED THE FUCKIN TONSILS!!


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SCRATCH THE SCREEN PLEASE, IVE GOT A FUCK- ING ITCHY ARSE!


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I 23:45 I I Calling... I I I I 999 I I bet u nearly shit yourself.


====

This is what your bum looks like after 4 nights of anal sex

night 1
(_._)


night 2
(_o_)


night 3
(_0_)

night 4
(__((O))__)

U DIRTY BOY!


===

----@"""""@---- -----( '-' )----- ---(#)LuvU(#)--- -----(#) (#)----- ----@"""""@---- -----( '-' )----- (#)This Much(#) -----(#) (#)-----


===

Have u

GOT A


* PEN *


<)". ."(> 
( (..) ) GET BACK IN IT U UGLY FUCKIN PIG 


===


();;;;Many People ) /Will Walk In & ( /Out Of Ur Life, But Only True Friends Will Leave Foot Prints In Your Heart.....U Left Ur's In Mine ! -xXx-


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. -. .- .
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()'.".'() 
( (T) ) just (..)(..) thinkin ("')_("') of u.


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Penis- I
length in c=/ ))
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warm c==/ ))
water L_// 

Mouth- c====/ )) 
water L_//


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@..@ @..@ (---) (---) _<( )>__<( )>_ BUD..........WEIS... ...ER! @..@ (---) _<( )>_ 


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I



HATE



YOU



B COZ



ÜR A


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------) ' (------ 
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--I SEE U BABY-- 

------) ' (------ 
----(_)_)----- 
----- I I I----- 
SHAKIN DAT ASS!!


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//
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(!)
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(/
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//
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//
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(",)/' ur a 
./)' sex bomb
.)!.


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(é . WHAT'S ON
; ) A GIRLS
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a nokia model 
reflect a man's 
size:

( ')
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. ))
( ')
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. ))

( ')
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. ))


,o 8210
. )) Hee ! hee !


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I bought u a toy

TRANSFORMER

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Nice Huh?

Play with it!


====

<)"..(>
( (..))
ask piggy if ur a 
gud friend
<).."(>
(..), )


<)"..(>
( (..) 


<).."(>
(..), )


<)'..'(>piggy sez 
( (..),)NO . . . coz
ur da best! XXX 


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(.)(.) elmo!
( (_) )
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I ._. I
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(.).)
(,__.)
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)(/(/(
( -..- ) YOU 
(_ ) Hee..hee...


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( ,( )
(')
/ / 
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/ (
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/ )) baby

/ / )
/ (' 
( ,( ) Ooh yes
/ )) all the way


====

This msg can only be read by a SEXY person:







Try again...





Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY... 









HEY! dont force it, ugly!!!


===

Hi ( ' ""()
I just ((")' )
blew ( /"(,,)
a special kiss 4 u
( ' ""()
("( 'o', )
(")(")(,,) catch it babe xx


===

,,,,,
( ' , ' ) bob the
(!==!) builder l_l_I canHEfix IT
,,,,, ( ' ) 
( -._.'/ / with 
(l==/ / this i 
(__)_) can



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how do u occupy an idiot? press down how do u occupy an idiot? press up! 


===

GROWL!

"-,-..
)t_,)
ROAR!!
,.-"?( ,)
".,-',.;-"
);r"
,(_ , )
_,.-"?,. ,'-'
".-"_,.-"
);r" ITS BACK!!!

D I C K Z I L L A



-SIZE MATTERS-




===

# @""""@ @""""@ # # ( '-' ) ( '-' ) # #() ()() () # U WANT A KISS? (__!__) KISS MY AASSS! 


===

) ' (
/ ) )
L_/ _I
Kis my ass!
) (
( ( )

dis side!
) (
( ) )

dnt 4get dis side
) ( / ) ) .L_/_I CHEERS!


===

_/l_____ I ( 
(__ __ )o=I ) 
I I I I t t 
DOGIE STYLE 

_/I_____ / (
(__ __ )I )
I I I I t t 


====

(_,_)2 stay
(') Young
// +SEXY
(,))

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(_,_)DO
(,))
) ' (
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) ' (
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// ';
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. ( ' ""()
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("( 'o', )")
( )
(")(")/ bu!!


===

. ( ' ) (')
/ / //
( ) ) ( ) )
MINE YOURS


====

##(. )( .)####### 
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me and _/_/##

##(. )( #######
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___ / ) ) __ ### 
your_/_/mum #


====

_/ (_
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shake it..
_/ (_
(.)(. )
) . (
ye!ye!
_/ (_
/
) . ( ( . )( .)
Ooooppsss!


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BANG!
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GIRL POWER!


===

I'm just wondering what you ARE doing right now?--> I ( ;c(' ' ) ) / / l / OOOHHH I SEE! SORRY 2 DISTURB U


==

(. .) 18 Y.
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OH! THERE U R!


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o""o (')
( '.' )/ /

o""o (') HELLO!
( '.' )/ /
( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind!


===

()...() u r ( ' . ' ) (")_(") the weakest link _____ , ' .'. ; __===/ ,' ' . ,- /, _/ (")_(") ; goodbye


==

Knock knock...



Any1 there?



Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u...

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Roses specialy 4u...


===


/ /I
I I/ This is
a prezzy 4 u.... 

wanna see whats inside?


("*")
'v'
my heart


and



my luv (",)


hope the
friendship we
share


lasts forever!


==

,.,.,
c 'c' c
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COR BLIMEY!
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I'M OUTTA HERE
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C YA. . !


==

I WANT ___ TO / ,--(,) CUM ( ) ) OVER ( ') ';. YOUR / / ';. TITS! / / (. )( .) BABY!( ) ) ) . ( 


===

<<
(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
,,J L,,
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,, 
//
(,")> WHY?
<( )'
,,J L,,
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!


===

===

guess what! have a picture of u from highschool, ,,,,,,,,, j ._. t ( / ( .,_,c("")= ) ) >===;'/ / I / Remember

===

OOPS! HOLD IT!

SMILE!!!


*CLICK!*


<)". ."(> 
( (..) ) PICTURE 0F ..U 
HA HA HA HA

===

Press down.




down more


deeper



more
YES



ahh



ohh




yes
Almost there!


ooh baby


faster


harder
FEEL GOOD?

mmmm

THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE 


==

)) 
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I____J
____/
I---/I TEA? or
I / I
L/__I
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(  )(  )
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==

NOKIA VIRUS


Enter PIN
code:


Enter PIN
code:
F

Enter PIN
code:
FU

Enter PIN
code:
FUC

Enter PIN
code:
FUCK U !

SIM CARD DAMAGED!


==

Each time your name appears on my screen I smile like this: 
,////////.
__ . . __
( c__________, )
"'-'LJI_II_ILJ'-'"
c how u make me happy!


===

,;'( . ) ( . )'; ;';. (o o) .;'; (;;' (_____)';;) ";:;.,'---',.;;" WHAT A GREAT MOBILE YOU HAVE, IT HAS A MIRROR.HA HA.


==


------



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(o)(o)
(,,)--(,,)
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(o)(o)
( _, )
(,,)--(,,)
HELLO!!
(o)(-)
( ._. )
(,,)--(,,)

(o)(o)
( ._. )
(,,)--(,,). CUNT.


==



unzip me babe..

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/)) /)) (,' ) (,' ) ,,(,,,,)c=(,,,,)o,, SAY MY NAME /)) /)) (.' ) (,' ) ,,(,,,,)=(,,,,)o,,,, BITCH!


===

,,___,-,-,-,-. ____/ / / / /_) _)" /'-'-'-'-'_/ /YOU / ,,_,-,-,-,-,__ __/ / / / /_(__) . _)'-'-'-'-'_/ 'o / WANKER


==

Cute Bunny:
()...()
( ' - ' )
(")(")

()...() 'Look at
( ' - ' ) my...
(")(")

()...()
( ' - ' ) ...cunt'
(")v(") 


==

Honey do u want me to put some cream on your coffee? YES PLS! , /l ( ;c(,,) ) ___ l / I__I) coming!


====

.-""-.
( 'o' )
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.-""-.
('o' )
<__/ 

.-""-.
('o' )
/__<

.-""-.
( 'o' )
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who let da dogs out?!



===

On earth there's heaven U just need 2 find the door
____ I /
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L_/_/ L_/_
& the right KEY 
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L_/L_/_/
SEE!


===

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(')
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===

??? (. )( .) ??? ??? ) . ( ??? ??? ( Y ) ??? ???SHOW ME ??? $$$ (. )( .) $$$ $$$ _) . (_ $$$ $$$ __0__ $$$ $$THE MONEY$$


===

) ' ( I / 
/ ) )c=/ ) ) 
L_/_i L_/_i
NOKIA CNECTING ) ' (/ / PEO/ )/ ) )PLE L_/L_/_/


===

/ / Hey u
( .).) whhaass 
( ,__. ) suuupp?
> <
<<
(_)_) just havin
( ,__. ) a bud...
> <
< /
(_)_) Cool 
( . ) 
> < 


==

??? (. )( .) ??? ??? ) . ( ??? ??? ( Y ) ??? ???SHOW ME ??? $$$ (. )( .) $$$ $$$ _) . (_ $$$ $$$ __0__ $$$ $$THE MONEY$$


==

) ' ( I / 
/ ) )c=/ ) ) 
L_/_i L_/_i
NOKIA CNECTING ) ' (/ / PEO/ )/ ) )PLE L_/L_/_/


==

(ö)
< (.)(.) > Livin
") . /"
( \ )
<"(ö)">
(.)(.) la Vida
) . /
( \ )
<"(ö)">
(.)(.) Loca!!!
_) . (_
__o__


==

,,,,,
( ' , ' ) they say,
(!==!)height does l_l_I not matter
,,,,, ( ' ) but
( '._.'/ / SIZE
(l==/ / does!! 
(__)_) 


====

(é ,___(
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----@"""""@---- -----( '-' )----- --(#)HELLO(#)-- -----(#) (#)----- ----@"""""@---- -----( '-' )----- (#)HOW R U?(#) -----(#) (#)-----


===

( ) ( ) ooO( )( )Ooo ( )ooOOoo ( ) ( ) ( ) 


===

<) " (>
( . .) wen sum1 
( o ) says ur >?< ugly,
<) " (> TELL
(è é) ,l EM 2
( o, )(' ') FUCK
>?< / / OFF!


===

._________. < / ////______l ) /_(_) /__/ I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!
 

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