She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind
She tripped on the cordless phone
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Q : Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
A : They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q : What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A : Far-from-thinking
Q : Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A : So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills
Q : Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A : From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”
Q : What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A : They’re both empty from the neck up