Category Archives: Comebacks

Friend: I’ve just come back from the Beauticians
You: Pity it was closed…

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

Man: So, what’s your sign?
Woman: No Entry

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I’m going to mine

Do you notice how I’ve kept my youthful complexion?
Yeah, so I see…all spotty

Little Sister: Your Ugly.
You: And your quite good looking…for a Gorilla, that is…

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: NO
Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me…I said, You Look fat in those pants.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.

Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Hey, I may be fat, but you’ll always be ugly, and I can diet.