Category Archives: Crude SMS Jokes

last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…. then I thought where the fuck is my roof??

How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

Kiss’s r blown + kiss’s r wasted kiss’s rnt kiss’s unless they r tasted, kiss’s spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!