Category Archives: Daring SMS

I am born this way, but what is your excuse?

Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell ‘IQ’ ?

Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!

If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? …no… why do you wear a bra????!!!

Will we play the hulk together??…..I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!

You have the face of a saint…a Saint-Bernard!

I wish you lots of itching and short arms.

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ..

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !