Friend asks other friend: why did u run away from operation table.
2nd friend : nurse was repeatingly saying-don’t get nervous,don’t be afraid.This is a small operation,only..
Friend :what was wrong in it???????
2nd friend: She was not speaking to me but to surgeon
Irony of life: the lawyer hopes you get into trouble, the doctor hopes you get sick, the police hopes you become a criminal, the teacher hopes you are born stupid, the landlord hopes you don’t buy a house, the dentist hope your tooth decays, the mechanic hope your car breakdown, the coffin maker wants you dead………only a Thief wishes you “prosperity in life” and also wishes “you have a sound sleep”
The guy is on his final question for 5crore on ‘KBC’, and has one lifeline left, ‘Phone A Friend’,
And the Question was…
“Which Bird does not make a nest?”
The guy is not sure, so he calls his girlfriend.
She answers, “Stupid, it’s obviously a cuckoo, 100%” and the guy wins.
Later the guy calls his girlfriend, “how the hell did you know that, honey? I must say you’ve got more brains than I credit you for!”
And the sweet thing replies:
.”Well…., u idiot, cuckoo lives in a clock na!”
The guy is still in coma ??????
3 famous people have died doing what they loved.
Paul Walker – driving
Phil Hughes – batting
Abdul Kalam – lecture
God Bless Sunny Leone!
Everybody wants to shine, but no one wants to polish.
A man asked an Artist:How do you make such a beautiful things from stone?He replied:Beauty is already hidden there,I just remove Extra Stone. Your Happiness are hidden within yourself, Just Remove Your Worries…..
Salary day special !!!
9.00 : *beep beep*.. Msg received…
Salary credited to ur a/c
Me : Yipeeee..
9.01 : *beep beep*
Home EMI auto debited..
9.02 : *beep beep*
Car loan EMI auto debited..
9.03 : *beep beep*
Credit card bill auto debited..
9.04 : *beep beep*
Phone bill auto debited..
9.05 : *beep beep*
Electricity bill auto debited..
9.06 : *beep beep*
LIC EMI auto debited..
9.07 : *beep beep*
Medical insurance EMI debited..
9.08 : *beep beep*
Pls maintain minimum balance…!!!
We should accept the Life as pair of walking legs.
The Foot forward has no Pride & the foot behind has no Shame.
Because both know that their Situation will CHANGE at next step.