Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per minute.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.
All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
I’M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I’M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait….Searching….searching…still searching….sorry,NO BRAIN found…!