For the fools marraige are burden.Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Y a man carrzy his wife’s photo in d wallet?
COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!
Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
A: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank
Santa bought a car on loan…
He didn’t pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this,
I’d have taken a loan for my marriage also!