Category Archives: Marriage SMS

Wife to Husband :
“You spent
6 nights creating a
45 minute Powerpoint
to explain Why You
Don’t have 5 minutes
to Clean out the Litter Box.?”

Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.

A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
“Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older”

Don’t marry the person you want to live with…
Marry the one you cannnot live without…
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..