Category Archives: One Liners

HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin…so where you gonna hide ME?

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!

Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person –
Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!

Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I’ll tel U l8r.

***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for £1
… No Strings attached
…but for a limited period ONLY!
…A bloody good deal!

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly…well enough about ME! How are you?