Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain’t 3.5 inches and it sure ain’t floppy.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you…
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.
I’m good at math, U+I=69
I’m bigger and better than the Titanic … only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.