Category Archives: Wife SMS

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

No knowledge without college
No life without wife
wife is a knife which cuts your life
So, Never select a wife in your college life…

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

A psychological survey Report:
when 2 couples come face to face,
Wives look at each others
Husbands look at each others wives…:-D

Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
365 days,
it starts working, when you born
and work till you
Get Married…

A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out!
Wife: who is scared of a mouse!

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney