What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
what is the best punishment for a woman?
give her new clothes
matching her jewelry
and nice cosmetics
lock her in a room without mirror.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
She is the apple of my eye
The reason that I live
She is all that I could wish for
My heart to her I give.
A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out!
Wife: who is scared of a mouse!