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☻Kiss's
r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's
unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz +
germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!
☻How
many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen.
Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went
after him!
☻last
night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful
stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought
where the fuck is my roof??
☻mary
had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its
burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and
mouth
☻What
is the difference between blondes and traffic
signs?
Some traffic signs say stop
☻This
is your mobile operator and we just found out
you are too dumb to use your phone, so please
put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank
you
☻what
did the blondes womens left leg say to the
blonde womens right leg? don't know they never
met!
☻Pleas
turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
370HSSV 0773H
☻This
time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it
i
i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!
☻Mary
had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and
Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now
they're black andcrispy.
☻Group
of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well.
The others reply shut the fuck up your get us
all shot.
☻Your
teeth are so yellow, ican't believe it's not
butter!!!
☻Your
birthcertificate is an apology letter from
thecondom factory.
☻Yo
mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to
see her.
☻Mary
had a smelly minge with pubes as dark
ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and
stick it up her arsehole!
☻mary
had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put
them on the mantlepiece to see if they would
fuck!
☻whats
the difference between a mini tampon..a middle
tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck
upcunts!
☻sex
is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes,
divide the legs...
and MULTIPLY!
☻how
do you keep an idiot in suspense ???
............. ............ ...tell you later !!!
☻At
this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million
are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one
sad fucker is reading this SMS
☻farmer
Joneshas got no sheep,
isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag
☻*Newsflash*
The FA have just announced gary gliter the next
Englandcoach.
The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put
seaman in the under 15's
☻ba
ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff
official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin
fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs &
shepherds pie
☻!!News
flash!!
Indian earthquake kills 50 000!
USA sending food.
Australia sendingclothes.
britain sending ... ... ... Replacements
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