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Daring SMS
☻You are
so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity
that I do not like animals!!!
☻I think you are ugly and
stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a
moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
☻Roses are red, violets are
blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I
think of you !
☻I do not swear, I do not
smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette
has fallen in my glass of beer ...
☻I wish you lots of itching
and short arms.
☻You have the face of a
saint...a Saint-Bernard!
☻Will we play the hulk
together??.....I will be tall and strong and you
green and ugly!!!
☻If you did not have any feet,
would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear
a bra????!!!
☻A fart is a flying planet,
created by God and produced by men!
☻Why do men fart more often
than women ? Because women do not keep their
mouth shut long enough to build up the
pressure..
☻Oké honey, we will try one
more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
☻I am born this way, but what
is your excuse?
☻I love the sea, I love the
rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
☻Some people die. Others become
a teacher...
☻The more the merrier. The more
women, the more prettier.
☻Women are just like frogs.
They have a big mouth and are scared of the
stork.
☻If I ever die because of
marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to
get up!!
☻When I was a baby, I played
with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
☻You know when you are really
too fat? When you are on the beach and
Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
☻When are you really full of
confidence? .............. If you fart having
diarrhoea.
☻Roses are red ... Violets are
blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the
zoo !!!
☻On the door of a
toilet....Some people come here to sit and
wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
☻Nice hair, a shame that you
sit on it.
☻Roses are red violets are
blue, shit stinks and so do you!
☻He kisses her gently on the
lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes
her legs, and so his glasses broke.
☻A woman is a marvellous
creation, she produces milk without eating
grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet
even when it does not rain and sucks without
needing power.
☻It is red and it taps on the
window .................... A baby in a
microwave.
☻I like your style ... I like
your class ... but most of all I like your ass
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