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☻When geese fly in a "V", why is one side
longer?
Because there are more geese on that
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☻Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work
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☻What did the turkey say to the chicken?
Gobble gobble |
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☻Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break
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☻Which side of the chicken has he most
feathers?
The outside |
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☻Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.
How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy!
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☻Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!
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☻Q : What do stylish frogs wear?
A : Jumpsuits! |
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☻Q
: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A : French flies and a diet Croak
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☻Q
: How does a frog feel when he has a broken
leg?
A : Unhoppy |
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☻Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump
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A : A centipede with a wooden leg
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☻Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?
A : Spoiled milk. |
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☻What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A : Light mouse work |
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☻Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
A : All his feathers are combed over to one
side |
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☻How do you circumcise a whale?
A : You need at least four skin divers
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