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Clinton Jokes |
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☻Q : What was yesterday's Washington Post
Headline?
A : Bush Beats Clinton |
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☻Q : Why was Monica Lewinsky transferred from
the White House to the Pentagon?
A : She was traded for two brunettes and a
redhead to be named later. |
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☻"One thing's for sure about Clinton...
He sure doesn't neglect domestic
affairs!" |
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☻Q : Why does Clinton wish he was like Ted
Kennedy?
A : Cause Kennedy has an ex-wife and a dead
girlfriend
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☻Q : How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away
from the White House?
A : He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy
over to give her a ride |
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☻Q : What did Clinton say to Gore about the
whole affair?
A : Pardon me
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☻News item: Mike McCurry, the President s
Press Secretary, has just resigned. He could
no longer keep a straight face
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