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Q & A Jokes
☻Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES
WHILE WRITING EXAMS?
A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN
BRIEF.
☻Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.
☻Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS?
a. constiPATION.
☻Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER
HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT?
A. WIDOW
☻Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO
OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?
A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF
IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.
☻Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98?
A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A
DAY.
☻Q. WHY DID BANTA SINGH TAKE HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO
PIZZA CORNER?
A. FOR FREE DELIVERY.
☻Q. HOW WOULD YOU IDENTIFY BANTA SINGH IN A
SUBMARINE?
A. HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH A PARACHUTE TIED
TO HIS BACK.
☻q. what would you call a sardar with just one
hair on his head?
a. iqbal singh.
☻Q. HOW TO MAKE TTK LAUGH ON SUNDAY?
A. BY TELLING HER A JOKE ON THURSDAY.
ONCE A NUN GOES FOR A URINE EXAMINATION AND THE
SAMPLES GET MIXED UP. the report indicates she
is pregnant. WHEN SHE GETS THE REPORT, SHE
EXCLAIMS, "OH JESUS!! NOW WE CAN NOT EVEN RELY
ON CANDLES"
☻Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA
PEEL?
A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
☻Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.
☻Q. WHICH BROTHER OF KALIDAS MAKES SHOES?
A. ADIDAS
☻Wot's the best thing about babies ?
MAKING THEM !
☻If i guard you with my life,
Will u be my wife ?
☻Girls are like roads,
More the curves,
More the dangerous they are.
☻Love is Photogenic,
it needs darkness to develop.
☻Messages are given to
Those who are apart
But what shall i give
When you are in my heart.
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