☻All I ever wanted is what
others have.
☻Laugh on your one and the
world thinks you are an idiot.
☻A kiss that says it all is
seldom a first edition.
☻Women have usually nothing to
wear and no room to put it away!
☻It is better to be fair than
to be popular!
☻The strongest musle of the
human body is the tongue.
☻Time is something that makes
sure that everything does nog happen at the same
moment.
☻Life is not short, it is being
dead that lasts such a long time!
☻I intend to live for ever and
so far everything goes well.
☻I see things the way they are
and say: Why? .................. I dream of
things that never were and say: Why not?
☻Life is what happens when you
plan to do other things -- John Lennon
☻copernicus said:"men with dick
in peanutbutter is fucking nuts."
☻Law of Murphy..... Everything
that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or
later......Murphy was an optimist.
☻It is better to be rich and
healthy than poor and sick.
☻A lot of people are in pain
out of fear to be happy
☻A
lot of people were never
happy because they thought it had yet to come.
☻A laugh is the shortest
distance between two people.
☻I want to die sleeping, just
like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and
screaming like the people on his bus.
☻He said:"I thank you for the
wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening.
☻When your youngest child needs
sex education, you have badly informed your
elder children on the subject.
☻The heart and the brain are
neighbours, but they will never be friends.
☻The present is just as
mysterious as the future.
☻People who do not want to be
disturbed, usually already are disturbed.
☻You can close your eyes for
certain facts, but not for the memories.
☻Friendly words do not have to
be long, the echo never dies.
☻Woman know that they are not
that pretty any more when they have nothing to
wear.
☻What do you have to do when you
fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to
swim?"
☻Be yourself, there are enough
other people.
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