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 U`re going to catch a cold with the ice inside your soul ♥

 Everyone has 3 Lives: 1) A public life 2) A private life & 3) A secret life (; LIKE if you agree!

 LIKE if you and your best friend can say the smallest thing; start laughing and nobody knows why!

 Old enough to know better, but too young to care.

 People don`t change. They just become more of who they really are.

 Why do people cheat and lie?
Because they know that it`s easier to get forgiveness than permission.

 Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

 The average person tells 4 lies a day, or 1460 a year. A total of 88,000 by the age of 60. And the most common lie is: I`m Fine.

 Sticking to your values, listening to your instincts, and making your own choices, will make you responsible.

 It`s easy to believe someone when they tell you exactly what you want to hear.

 “I can`t believe you don`t have a boyfriend” Well, whats so hard to believe? I`ve never been good enough for anyone, even for me.

 I`m not afraid to try again, I`m just afraid of getting hurt for the same reason.

 The longer the explanation, the bigger the lie.

 The winky face always makes everything seem dirtier then it really is 😉

 Everyone is not going to like you, just make sure the right ones do! ♥

 If people talking about you, you must be doing something right…

 Everything happens for a reason. The hard part is finding out what that reason is.

 If you walk out on me without a reason, don`t come back with an excuse.

 When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that u have a 1,000 reasons to smile 🙂

 A memory is a photograph taken by the heart ♥

 Never ignore some one,who realy cares 4 u, because some day you may realize that you have lost a Diamond,while you were collecting stones!

 The Greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that u dont have to remember wht u said! But Lying increases ur memory power!

 Sometimes what you want isn`t always what you get but in the end, what you get is so much better than what you had wanted.

 Sorry is like a band aid. Just because you use it, doesn`t mean it`s gonna heal the wound.

 Thousand friends are never too many. One enemy is never too few.

 (Be)lieve in (you)rself

 Nobody really cares if you`re miserable, so you might as well be happy.

 There comes a time when you have to choose between turning the page and closing the book.

 When we`re constantly wishing for something, we overlook everything we already have.

 Remember, you`re beautiful. But keep in mind that not everyone`s gonna be able to see that.

 Ew. Who have you become?

 I want a REAL-ationship, Not a relation-SHIT

 “Are you okay?” “Yeah…Just tired.” The biggest lie in history.

 Laughing so hard it works out your abs.

 Saying sorry even though you know you didn`t do anything wrong.

 LIKE if your birthday is on the same day u were born 😀

 Never expect. Never assume. Never ask. And never demand. Just let it be. If it`s meant to be, it will happen 🙂

 The best revenge of all: Happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone living a good life.

 Dear “Popular kids” you may drink, smoke, drugs and think your “hard”. but in 5 years,while I have a job and you don`t, I`m gonna laugh in your face

 the minute you start caring about what other people think, is the minute you stop being yourself.

 Everyone can make you smile, but only certain people can make you happy.

 That instant smile when the person you wanted to text you, texts you.

 A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures!

 Home is the only place where u can look ugly and feel comfortable 🙂

 Always be good with the good but never be bad with bad because, you can`t wash mud with mud. It`s reality if you understand.

 People don`t change…they just learn to lie better!

 When u wake up in the morning complete the following statement, “My Purpose is to….today.”

 Trust is like a piece of paper, once its crumpled, it can`t be perfect like the way it used to be..

 I CAN READ YOUR MIND! 1) you`re reading this aren`t you 2) You cant say B without closing your mouth 3) LOL you just tried 🙂

 I used to be normal but then i met those idiots i call my best friends.

→ When You Believe In Someone Deeply,
Mis-understandings Arise,
But Don’t Feel For It…
Because
Some Mis-understandings Are Needed
For Good Understanding..

→ If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!

→ This life is too short to make and accelerate relations,
but I don’t know why people break the developed relations.
This life is too short to say something to loved ones,
but I don’t know why people keep silence for a long period.
This life is too short to make real friends,
but I don’t know why people break friendships.

→ If you will carry on the way
guided by human,
you will find a HOPELESS END.
But if you will carry on the way
guided by Allah, you will find
an ENDLESS HOPE.

→ Life is not just waiting for someone
who is made for you.
But life is living for someone,
who lives because of you.

→ Flowers need sunshine,
violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u.

→ I love photos.
Because the best thing about them is that.
They never change,
Even when the people in them Change.
“William Shakespeare”.

→ We love ourself even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.

→ Everyday,
Everywhere,
Everytime,
I may not be with you,
But
My Thinking,
My Care,
My SMS,
My Prayers
&
My Lovely Wishes
Are Always With You.

→ U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!

→ If ever you get less SMS from me,
don’t think that I didn’t care for you.
It means that I am searching the
best SMS for a best person like you

→ People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

→ I Never Expect Others To SMS Me.
But I’ll Always Drop My SMS
Into Their Inbox To Show
I Still “Love & Remember” Them
With or Without Their SMS

→ Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

→ Two things can never be defined in whole life,
<1> LOVE: Because you never know who LOVES you how much.
<2> FRIEND: Because you never know how deeply they care about YOU.

→ Always ask God to give u what u deserve,
not what you desire.
Its bcoz your desires may be few,
but you deserves a lot!

→ Some relations are like TOM and JERRY.
They tease each other,
they knock down each other,
they irritate each other
but
they even can’t live without each other!

→ An Excellent RoAd sentence
Written on National Highway:
Go Slow,
Unless U Have An Urgent Appointment With God!

→ English Wonder
These Words Have Something In Common.
Banana, Dresser, Grammar, Potato, Revive, Uneven
Could You Identify ?
In each of the words listed,
Move 1st letter to the end of the word and read backwards.
It spells the same.

→ Hard Times Are Like a Washing Machine,
They Twist,
Turn & Knock Us Around,
But In The End we Come Out
Cleaner, Brighter & Better Than Before…

→ Sometimes you have to run away.
Not just to create distances.
But to see who cares enough
to run behind you!

→ MY WAY OF LIFE .
People Laugh Because i am Different, .
And i Laugh Because They Are All the Same, .
Thats Called ‘ATTITUDE’…
“LIVE IT YOUR OWN WAY”

→ A popular inspirational speaker said:
Best years of my life were spent
in arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!
Audience was shocked and silence.
He added:
She was my mother!
Audience applause and laughter!

→ I’ll walk wid u in every step of Life
But promise me You’ll hide your wings
when we walk together!
cause, i don’t want the world 2 know that u r
. . . . .an “Angle”

→ Our body is fully made of water
but whenever it hurts
blood comes out.
Our heart is full of blood
but whenever it hurts,
water comes from our eyes.

→ Life is a one way road.
Where can see back.
But you can not go back.
So do not miss anything.
Enjoy every second of Life!

→ If An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force!
“Inside Life ENDs!”
But…
If it Breaks from inside! “Life Begins!”
“GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside!
So try to make your inside GOOD!

→ A little difference between
Promises & Memories.
Promises: We break them
&
Memories: They break us.

→ Keep a special place for me
in your heart, not in your mind!
Keeping me in your mind
can be dangerous for you
because people say I am
MiNd BloWinG…

→ Happiness cannot be found
when you seek it for yourself
but when you give it to others,
it will find it’s way back to you
that’s the mystery of happiness
it grows when shared.

→ The happiest of people don’t necessarily
have the best of everything.
They just make the most of everything,
that comes along their way.

→ Death is not the greatest loss in life
The greatest loss of life is
when relationship dies among us
while we r alive
So
B strong in your Relations.

→ Expression of the face
could be seen by everyone.
But the depression of heart
could be understood only by the best one.
Don’t lose them in Life.

→ Thousands of languages around this world
but
“smile” can beat them all.
Because
“Smile” is the Language even a BABY can speak..

→ Some people don’t know
how important their presence is.
How good it feels to have them around.
How comforting their words are.
and
how satisfying is the very thought that they exist.
They wouldn’t know unless we tell them
Like I am telling you now.
You are Truely Valued…!!

→ Best lines by a best friend:
“It hurts me wen u talk to s0me0ne else n n0t me.. ..
it hurts even m0re wen s0me1 else makes u smile n i can’t . . .”

→ Got a gift for you!
No cost! No batteries required!
Tax free, performs silently,
extremely personal!
Fully returnable!
Its a hug from ME to You!!

→ U may meet people,
better than me,
funnier than me,
more beautiful than me,
but one thing i can say 2 u _ _
I will always be there 4 u when they all leave u.

→ Mobiles are irritating,
Daily charging,
Monthly recharging,
Annoying beeps,
Always disturbing,
But still I love my mobile
because it connects “U & ME”

→ When someone hurts u . . . .
Don’t feel bad because its the law of nature
that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits
gets maximum number of stones

→ A hug is a gift
one size fit all
it can be given in any occasion
so I am send you this hug
to tell you I love you.

→ When U Face Choices…
Just toss a coin..
not just because it settles the question,
but while the coin is in d air,
u will know what ur heart is hoping for !!!

→ the loveliest day comes when
you wake up and find that
love still colors your world
thru people who truly care
and never fail to remember you.

→ There is always a reason 4 everything
A reason 2 live
A reason 2 die
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can�t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason 4 a while:)

→ Life + love = happy
Life – love = sad
adding above 2,
Life + love = happy
Life – love = sad
——————–
2Life = happy + sad
So, Life = 1/2happy + 1/2sad

→ I smile at whom I LIKE;
I cry 4 whom i CARE;
I share with whom I LOVE;
i laugh with whom i ENJOY;
i send sms only 2 those
whom i never want 2 lose

→ Realize things before it’s too late.
Accept things than delay them.
Love People before you lose them.
Life just comes once.
Love it while you live it.

→ I decided to send you the cutest
and sweetest gift of the world.
But the postman shouted at me saying,
Get out of the post box.

→ Life without love is like a fruitless tree,
but
Life without friends is like rootless tree.
Tree can live without fruit but not without root!

→ Carry a heart that never hates,
Carry a smile that never fades,
Carry a touch that never hurts,
and always
Carry a relationship that never breaks.

→ As precious as u r to me,
As precious no one can ever be,
I know friends r hard to choose,
But u r a friend I never want to lose.

→ Money says EARN me lot,
Time says PLAN me lot,
Flower says LOVE me lot,
Study says LEARN me lot,
SMS says SEND me lot,
And l say REMEMBER me lot.

→ U want and u get
U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life

→ Memories have their strange ways.
They leave you alone.
When you are in a crowd.
But when you are alone.
They stand around you like a crowd.

→ If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r my �FRIEND� u r the �BEST�!

→ My cell had accident with MOTOROLA,
Admit in LG hospital,
SAMSUNG nagar.
Dr.Nokia says matter is serious.
SMS Needed.
so plz Donate some SMS urgently.

→ Rose is Famous 4 Grace…
Advocate is Famous 4 his Case…
Horses r Famous 4 Race…
But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face…!
have a nice day

→ “I Trust You”
is a better compliment
than “I Love You”
because you may not always
trust the person you love
but you can always
love the person you trust.

→ I wanna keep3 things: . .
The SUN
The MOON
&
My friends
Sun 4 daytime
Moon for night time &
U.My dear friend 4 LIFETIME

→ If you love something, let it go.
If it comes back to you, its yours forever.
If it doesn’t, then it was never meant to be.

→ When a message is sent from a distance,
you can’t see the faces,
you can’t see the smiles,
but you can see the care
that truly comes from heart !

→ In life when you face choices,
just toss a coin,
not bcoz it settles the quest.
But,
While the coin is in the air,
you’ll know what your heart is hoping for.

→ Don’t let someone become your everything,
because when they’re gone you have nothing!

→ Speaking Without Egos,
Loving Without Intentions,
Caring Without Expectations
&
Praying Without Selfishness,
is The Sign of “TRUE Relation”.

→ Relationship requires little efforts………..
Even when friends are busy with their
own lives, a simple sms reminds each
other that…….
“U r not forgotten”

→ Be close with someone who makes you happy…!
But be much closer to that person
who can’t be happy without you…!

→ Soooooo…. simple but so attractive.
so.. enlightning but so cool.
so moving but so still.
So… quite but so popular.
So romantic but still single.
It’s the tragedy of MOON:-

→ FRIENDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.
Deep like OCEAN.
High like SKY.
Strong like IRON.
Kind like MOTHER.
& cute like ME.

→ when you share yourself with others,
life begins to find its meaning.
But the time you touch the hearts of others,
it is the moment you truely start living.

→ A friend gives hope when life is low,
a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,
a friend is honest, a friend is true.
A friend is precious a friend is u.

→ Heart said to eyes Don’t see more
bcoz you see & I suffer.
Eyes said to Heart Dont think more
Bcoz you feel & I cry.

→ Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
Today is a gift.
That is why it is called “the
present”.
Live in “the present” and make
your life beautiful today

→ FOUR FACTS to live better life ;
1ST: Never say sorry to the one , who LIKES you.
2ND: Never say Bye to the one , who NEEDS you.
3RD: Never Blame the one , who really TRUSTS you.
4TH: Never forget the one , who always REMEMBERS you

→ Smile For The Ones You Love…
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …

→ A Single Harsh Word Spoken
At The Time Of Anger Is So Poisonous
That It Makes Us To forget The
100 Lovable Conversations Within Seconds.

→ In our life
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
so
BE HAPPY FOREVER

→ Good behavior can cover the lack of good looks
But good looks can never cover the lack of good behavior
so keep your behavior at the best level

→ I’m on a mission!
Mission to avoid You,
To forget You,
To not to talk to You,
To not to think about You anymore…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
In short…
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!!

→ When you are to fast to get somewhere,
You miss the fun of getting there.
Life is not a race,
so take it slower
and
enjoy the music before the song’s over !

→ One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs
to that person who is not messaging u?
but my little “HEART” said to brain
“U” NEED msgs but i need “FRIENDSHIP”

→ When I was a kid.
I wanted to grow up soon.
Now that I grown up,
I realize that wounded emotions
and broken hearts.

→ It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

→ If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means
i m not in this world.

→ If i had
one last wish
before i die …
My last wish
would be that ,
you will never cry

→ True care will never go unrecognized,
though one often makes mistakes in valuing it,
But one will definitly understand once when they start missing it.

→ Man to God:
“Please Give Me Everything
So That I Can Enjoy Life…”
God Smiled And Replied:
“I Have Given You
Life To Enjoy Everything…”

→ I wish an angel of
Mercy always sits
Next to you
&
Covers you with gentle
Wings
So that,
You walk wrapped in
Allah’s grace,
Protected & peaceful forever

→ Life is like a mirror.
If you frown at it,
it frowns back.
If you smile at it,
it returns the greeting.

→ Everything is incomplete without ME
..mory
Co..dy
Ti..
Ga..
So..thing
..aning
Even this ..ssage!

So dont forget ME.

→ GOD never takes a day off
to love, care ,guide & protect us
in every moment of our lives
may his presence be with you
today and always

→ The world is a very bad place to live,
not because it is full of bad people,
but because good people remain silent!!

→ Happiness Keeps u Sweet,
Sorrows Keep u Human
Failure Keeps u Humble,
Success Keeps u glowing
& GOD Keeps u Going.

Have a blessed life!

→ A beautiful quote.
If your eyes are sweet,
you will love the world.
But
If your tongue is sweet,
the world will love you.

→ Taking sips of coffee
Lying in cozy bed with Blanket around
Reading novel or Watching movie
Long gossips with Friends !
Rain with soft music
Long walk on Sea shore at night
With a cup of tea In hand
All u can enjoy cause

It’s winter again !!

→ Life has no rewinds no forwards.
It unfolds itself at its own pace.
So never miss a chance to live today
to make a beautiful story of tomorrow!
Gööd Morning!

→ Great people talk about things.
Small people talk about other people.
And legends never talk they send sms

→ Hold Ten roses in your hand and stand before a mirror.
You will see Eleven roses..

→ Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me your details today.
I gave them your address and mobile number.
They will be visiting you soon.
Their names are Joy & happiness.

→ “Gift” of “SALAM”
wrapped with “AFFECTION”
tied with “CARE”
&
sealed with “DUA”
2
keep u safe & happy today & always.

→ 7 RULES TO BE HAPPY…..
1. Never hate…..
2. Don’t worry…..
3. Live simple…..
4. Expect a little…..
5. Give a lot…..
6. Always smile…..
7. Have a person like me who always remember you …..

→ to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..
to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..
but,to see all of this,look at the mirror….!!!!!!

→ The Biggest mystery of Maths:
1000s of years passed , millions of theorems derived ,
100s of formula Made but still…….. ‘x‘ is unknown!!!!!!!

→ When You give your heart When time comes for you to give your heart to someone,
Make sure you select someone who will never break your heart,
Because broken hearts has never spare parts. Write on Bricks

→ Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing?
And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly…
Hope you can find your angel whom you can fly with forever

→ To live a life i need heartbeat,
2 have heartbeat i need a heart,
2 have heart i need happiness,
to have happiness i need a friend,
and 4 a friend i need U ALWAYS

→ I smile at whom i like
I cry for whom i care
I share with whom i love
I laugh with whom i enjoy,
I sms only to those whom i never want to loose.

→ A beautiful thought!!
The person who can explain the meaning
of color to a blind can explain
anything & everything in life!

→ If you have a smile & you don’t use it.
It means you have an account
of million dollars in bank
But
You have no check book.

→ Well wisher is not
who meets you everyday
&
talk to you everyday.
Well wisher is one
who may or may not meet you
but always think of you & your happines.

→ One day u may ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?
I will say: My life…
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!

→ when someone hurts you and you didn’t hurt back
when someone shouts at you and you didn’t shout back
but
when someone needs you
you always come back

→ A busy life makes prayers harder,
But prayers make a hard and busy life easier.
So always keep praying and
remember me in your prayers.

→ Life is 4 living, I Live 4 U.
Songs r 4 singing, I Sing 4 U.
Love is 4 caring, I Care 4 U.
Angels r 4 keeping, Can I keep U…?

→ Sacrifice is greater than Love.
Character is greater than Beauty.
Humanity is greater than Wealth.
But Nothing is greater than Good Relations.

→ Happiest people don’t have
“Every thing best” in life.
They just make the “Best of Every thing”
that life brings their way!!
Stay happy!!

→ I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as U.
I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.

→ PERFECTION is Impossible to be Achieved Completely
by Anyone in this World.
Bt if you Keep Chasing PERFECTION,
Somewhere on the way you may Catch EXCELLENCE!

→ Never think more about Past,
It brings Tears
Don’t think more about Future,
It brings Fears
Think More about ME
Which Always Brings Cheers.

→ There r some of the romantic countries in the WORLD,
“H.O.L.L.A.N.D”
Hop Our Love Last And Never Dies…
“I.T.A.L.Y”
I Trust And Love You…
“L.I.B.Y.A”
Love Is Beautiful You Also…
And this is my Favourite….
“F.R.A.N.C.E”
Friendship Remains And Never Can End…

→ Some friends forget
Some move away
Some keep silent
Some just change
But I’m not 1 of them.
I’m here just 4 two moments
.. now & 4ever…!!:)

→ Tips To Beat The Summer
1- Drink Lot Of Fresh Water
2- Cover Your Head When Outside
3- Eat Vegetables
But Most Important
4- Message Me Daily Bcoz I M So Coool..:-)

→ I could fill a 1000 pages
telling U how I feel,
and still U would not understand.. So
now I leave w/o a sound,
except my heart shattering
as it hits the ground.

→ Don’t be disappointed
if the world refuses to help you.
Remember de words of Einstein:
“I m thankful to all those
who said NO to me.
Its bcoz of thm, I did it myself.”

→ When You’re Angry At Someone
and Get Irritated Time To Time
But You Still Can’t Live Without Him/Her Then
It’s True Relation”..!

→ If time doesn’t wait for you,
don’t worry!
Just remove the battery from the clock
and enjoy life…!
Great people great thoughts

→ AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

→ This curious green world
Give me split second for love
The way I live the way I respect
No one can think no one can give
My feelings are new hard cored
for me world is no more

→ Life is a journey that is not meant to be made safely.
I want to live my life in a way
that when I get really old,
I look back at my life and say:
Aah I lived it, not survived it.

→ Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
But,
Today is gift that’s why
It is called Present…

→ Ur sky is as much as u’d want to reach,
ur life is as lonely as u’d like to make;
Ur joy is as much as u decide to feel,
ur nite is as long as you decide to wake.
No one sets the limit for u,
no one can etch the span of the sky,
all u need to do is rise,
spread ur wings & decide to fly.

→ Bye is a little word that causes so much pain.
The person you hold now might never meet you again.
So never say “Bye”
always say “Meet you Again”
Or “see you soon”
Send it to those whom you never want to say ‘BYE’ in your life.

→ The hardest part of
missing friends
is not their absence,
it’s when you think
of all those good times
and ask yourself,
‘will those moments ever
happen again?’

→ Sweet is your
“Nature”
Dear is your
“Name”
As Earth wants
“Water”
Flower Wants
“Dew”
i want nothing
But
“Happiness”
for U

→ Never be proud nor depressed for
what you are and the position you hold in society!
Remember,
When the game of CHESS is over,
both KING and PAWNS go in same box!

→ When problems are so big
and your strength is no longer enough to carry them,
don’t giv up.
Where your strength ends,
the grace of God begins with.

→ U r thousands of miles away from me, still I’m watching ur every movement on 3 difft channels: Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media.

→ I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a little bit of my love…I hope she beats the hell out of you…!

→ Smile is a language of love,
smile is a source to win heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personality
so keep smiling

→ Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life

→ I kept your name in my JOURNAL,
and posted you in the LEDGER of my heart,
you wont be classified as FIXED ASSETS,
because the MARKET VALUE of friendship
will never DEPRECIATE from heart.

→ I think U r very careless!!!
U come & leave things behind!!!!
See now what u have left??
U just came in my mind &
left a smile on my face….

→ Happiness is a perfume.
You cannot spread on others without getting a few drops on urself.
So always be happy to make others happy !

→ So sweet is ur SMILE…..
So sweet is ur STYLE…..
So sweet is ur VOICE…..
So sweet is ur EYE…….
See how sweetly I LIE!!

→ Why do we close our Eyes
When we Pray
When we Cry
When we Dream
When we Kiss
Because the Most BEAUTIFUL thing in life are not seen.
But felt by the heart!
DEFINITELY U,My Friend:) !

→ Thought for the day”
Always be the reason of someone’s happiness never just a part of it.
Be a part of someone’s sadness never the reason for it.

→ Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me

→ A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,

So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life

→ Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego…Thats Good Life…

→ WORDS
and
HEARTS
should be handled carefully,
Because words when
SPOKEN
&
Hearts when
BROKEN
are the hardest things to repair

→ Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!

→ Making a million friends is not an achievement,
The achievement is to make
“A” friend who will stand by you
when a million are against you….!

→ Smooth roads never make good drivers!
Smooth sea never makes good sailors!
Clear Skies never make good pilots!
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person!
Be strong enough to accept the challengers of life.
Don’t ask Life
“Why me?”
Instead say
“Try Me!”

→ SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY….
Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means:
S-Some,
O-One Is,
R-Really,
R-Remembering,
Y-You…..Have A wonderful day

→  MATCHES

MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes… It’s working.

→ KNOWING YOURSELF

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

→  WHO YOU TRUST

There’s always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

→ GRATEFUL

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

→  WASTING YOUR TIME

Don’t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn’t willing to waste their time on you.

→ THE WORLD

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

→ FIRST SIGHT

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe’s SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and’ WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

→  VALUE OF LOVE

LovE is Not HoW LonG U’ve BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U’ve GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U’ve HeLpEd EaCh OthEr — Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr…

→  STILL LOVING U

i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î’M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î’ll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í’Vé tó SaY gooDbYê…

→  NEWSPAPER

Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<

→  NEVER REGRET WHAT YOU DO

Don’t regret what you’ve did, but regret what you never did, go and say ‘I LOVE U’ to your loved one!

→  YOUR FUTURE

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can’t get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.

→  UNTIL IT’S GONE

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until it’s gone, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

→  NEEDS

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

→  HUGGING YOU

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you… I wish that someday I’d dream about my pillow and I’d be hugging you.

→  CHARACTER VS REPUTAION

Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!

→  1 HEARTBEAT

When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!

→  GIRLS ARE LIKE…

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

→  LOVE IS SO CONFUSING

Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

→  IT’S OVER

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happend.

→  IDIOT

It’s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

→  REALITY

Love Is When You Don’t Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.

→  FORGET ME NOT

Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words… ‘Forget me not’

→  LIVE YOUR LIFE

When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u’re the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

→  MAKE THE BEST OF IT

The happiest of people don’t necessarily have the best of everyting… they just make the most of everything that comes along their way…

→  LIFETIME GUARANTEE

I got nothing else 2 offer, so 2 U, it’s luv I going 2 send. It’s nothing tat I borrowed, it’s nothing I’d lend. This luv I’m sending has a Lifetime Guarantee!

→  COMPUTER

A good friend is like a computer; me ‘enter’ ur life, ‘save’ u in my heart, ‘format’ ur problems, ‘shift’ u 2 opportunities & never ‘delete’ u from my memory!

→  TEARS

Don’t cry for someone who don’t worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn’t make one cries..

→  SEAT BELT

A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.

→  DESSERTS

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it’s a piece of cake!

→  MEMORIES

Memories is treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some’ll forget you when you are gone, but I’ll remember you no matter how long.

→  DON’T BE SAD

If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don’t be too sad… be glad that your paths have crossed.

→  SHINING STAR

You’re like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite…

→  SHE..

She BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it’S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt… The WaY She MoVes Is LiKe An AngEl… ShE gOt Me WaLkiNg On Air.

→  I FELL FOR YOU

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you

→  RUNNING

aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU’Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!

→  911

Why can’t a blonde dial 911? Because She can’t find the eleven!!!

→  FRIENDS ALWAYS

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You’ll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

→  WHY IS HE NOT MINE…

wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE… sTiLL nOt mInE…

→  DON’T WANT TO LOST YOU

If yöü cän bé ävöìdéd sìmply by clösìng r éyés, I wöüldn’t blìnk ät äll for I dönt wänt to lét ä sécönd päss hävìng löst ä höñey lìké YÖü!

→  CAN’T LET U GO

Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt’s why ì’m höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go

→  NOT TOO YOUNG

No one is too young for love, because love doesn’t come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.

→  ANGEL FRIENDS

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I’m surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

→  I FOUND U

Love is like a cloud… love is like a dream… love is 1 word and everything in between… love is a fairytale come true… Coz I found love when I found U.

→  NEVER END

If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.

→  IT HURTS

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.

→  SMILE

You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.

→  FORGET YOU

It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

→  IT NEVER SEEMS TO LAST

I’m scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love… it never seems to last.

→  MY HEART BREAKS

I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.

→  A MILLION

A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I’ve tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I’ve cried.

→  SWEETEST THING

Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.

→  FALL IN LOVE

People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

→  CRYING FOR

I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I’ve left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U.

→  CRAZY FOR YOU

I’m crazy for you. Touch me once and you’ll know it’s true, I never wanted anyone like this, it’s all brand new, you’ll feel it in my kiss, I’m crazy for you.

→  NOT TO FADE

Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.

→  YOU ARE THE ONE

You asked me who I liked and I said no one… but what I really meant was no one but you.

→  SLEEP FOREVER

If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I’ll sleep forever.

→  LOVE IS TO THINK

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

→  IN LOVE WITH YOU

There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

→  SOMEONE ELSE

The hardest thing you’ll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

→  MASTERPIECE

God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

→  OUT OF MY CONTROL

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

→  MEMORY LASTS FOREVER

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

→  HEART TO CIRCLE

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.