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→ Bruises: 5% try to remember how they got it, 4% dont realize they have it & 90% poke it to see how much it hurts I`m 1% that does all 3

→ Do you remember when…. Blankets could protect you from anything?

→ If you don`t go after what you want, you`ll never have it.

→ Best friends: the ones that you can get mad at only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

→ It`s funny how you can have all the friends in the world, but it just doesn`t feel right without that one person.

→ It`s strange how the shortest words, yes & no, are the ones that take the most thought.

→ A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.

→ I`m leaning on the fence between past & present tense & I`m losing all those stupid games I swore I`d never play but it almost feels okay.

→ Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

→ There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.

→ It was a small mistake, but sometimes that`s all it takes.

→ Just because you see yourself as the worst doesn`t mean that everyone sees you that way.

→ Never regret something that once made you smile, because at that time, it was exactly what you wanted.

→ A good friend takes you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the same cell, saying “It was worth it.”

→ A man who treats his woman as princess is a proof that he has been born & raised in the arms of a queen ~ Jinesh Bhagdev

→ When you truly care for someone, their mistakes never change our feelings because it`s the mind that gets angry but the heart still cares.

→ I heard you say it the first time…. I just wanted to hear it again:)

→ You can`t say “everythings going to be alright” when everything is still a mess.

→ I`m not bossy – my ideas are just better than yours.

→ Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave and impossible to forget.

→ Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.

→ When You Live Every Second In Your Life, You Get 86,400 Gifts A Day.

→ Don’t laugh at those who fail, but laugh at those who don’t try

→ Don`t chase after someone. Stand still. If they want you, they`ll come running back.

→ There`s good days and bad days. Make the most of the good days and learn from the bad days.

→ 2011 = another 12 months, 52 weeks, 365 days, 8,760 hours, 525,600 minutes 3,153,600 seconds of struggle, growth, progress & experience.

→ It`s funny how one night, one second, one decision, can change your life forever

→ If you really want something you will have to work for it, nothing happens overnight.

→ Just remember: No matter who brings you down, I will bring you back up. Because that`s just what friends do.

→ The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you are afraid to do.

→ dont worry , be happy ♥

→ Like if u think I have issues!! 🙂

→ happiness consists of a solid faith,good health,and a bad memory.

→ Don`t always say that there`s still time. Because there`s also a concept of “it`s too late.”

→ The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.

→ It is not how it ends that matters, but the journey it takes to get there.

→ When a chance comes around, take it! NO DEMANDS, NO REGRETS , NO PROMISES. NO APOLOGIES.

→ the question isn`t will they let me? it`s how will they stop me?

→ Mistakes occur and that’s life. But repeating the same mistake over and over again? That’s stupidity.

→ Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life ♥

→ Don’t be depressed if you`re single because some people hoping that they are.

→ Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.

→ Dark night + Heavy rain + Coldness + Nice blanket = Perfect sleep

→ To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me?? You gotta be kidding!

→ Life flies by, so you have to embrace it. Forget the past, because you cannot erase it. So live the dream, and learn to chase it.

→ Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.

→ Don`t lie to people, unless you are absolutely sure that they`ll never find out the truth.

→ Life is like a roller coaster, too many unexpected turns. but at the end, you just want to ride it again.

→ Yes, I`ve made mistakes… life didn`t come with instructions

→ Patient Texter: The texter that doesn`t care what the message really says. They just wanna listen to the ringtone.LIKE if that you 🙂