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→ It’s not about getting through the storm, but rather to learn to dance in the rain

→ Good friends do not let you do stupid things….. alone 🙂

→ ► PlayTheMoments ▌▌ PauseTheMemories ■ StopThePain ◄◄ RewindTheHappiness.

→ Some people think it`s holding on that makes one strong ….BUT…. sometimes it`s letting go.

→ Remember a dimond is just a piece of coal that did good under pressure.

→ Remember: some days you are the pigeon, some days you are the statue.

→ You only live once; but if you live it right, once is enough.
-Adam Marshall

→ A friend isn`t someone who is nice to your face, it`s someone who isn`t rude to you behind your back.

→ Sometimes, struggles are exactly what we need in our life. If we were to go through our life without any obstacles, we would be crippled. We would not be as strong as what we could have been. Give every opportunity a chance, leave no room for regrets.

→ “It`s so easy to lose a diamond while you`re busy collecting stones”

→ words don`t have the power to hurt u..unless the person who said means a lot to u…

→ There`s always a truth behind “JUST KIDDING”,a little emotion behind “I DON`T CARE”,a little pain behind “IT`S OKAY”,a little “I NEED U” behind “LEAVE ME ALONE”…

→ Keep your friends close and your enemies closer!

→ If you don`t understand my silence,you will not understand my words.

→ E v e r y t h i n g leaves a mark.

→ Worry about your character, not your reputation. Your character is who you are. Your reputation is who people think you are.

→ There is no shortcut to anywhere worth going.

→ Don`t let the sadness of your past, and the fear of your future ruin the happiness of your present.

→ Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb at. –John C. Maxwell

→ Your worst battle is between what you know and what you feel.

→ The way you treat people is a direct reflection of how u TRULY feel about yourself.

→ The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

→ Don`t try to be a perfect one, for there is no perfection. Be the right one instead.

→ Don’t wait for the perfect moment…Take the moment and make it perfect.

→ When a guy is away from his girl, all he wants is her trust. But on the girl`s part, all she needs is his loyalty.

→ It`s what you do today that makes life worth living tomorrow.

→ A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor`s book ~ Irish Proverb

→ There comes a point in life when you realize who really matter, who never did and who always will.

→ Don`t quit because something went wrong. Quit because you tried your hardest and nothing made it better.

→ Everything happens for a reason. I have always believed this. If you don`t know the reason now, it will make sense with time.

→ Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you.

→ NEVER GIVE UP. Keep your thoughts and your mind always on the goal you want to achieve, you can do anything you set your mind too.

→ When life take’s a turn for the worse, show it that your stronger than it thinks you are.

→ Life is a GIFT with an expiration date. So take advantage of every minute and make the most with a positive attitude

→ When something bad happens you have three choices. you can either let it define you, let it destroy you, or you can let it strengthen you

→ You don`t always get what you want, but in time, you`ll have everything you`ve ever needed.

→ Young people don`t know what age is, and old people forget what youth was.


→ Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.

→ Never stop learning. Never stop educating yourself. When you stop learning, you stop growing & maturing!

→ Life is like an hour glass. When it hits rock bottom, all you have to do is be patient & wait for something to turn everything back around.

→ Relationships are like sharing a book, it doesn`t work if you`re not on the same page.

→ LIKE if you can say “hello” in more than one language!

→ The truth is, friends can hurt you much more than your enemies ever could. So be aware of your friends, but not your haters

→ Achievement is not when you complete what you wanted to do, but when you accomplish what you dreamed of doing..

→ I’m not afraid to fall because that means I climbed too high. Either way, it shows at least I tried.

→ Do whaT U loVE ….
Love wHaT yoU Do…

→ Simple will always be in style.

→ When writing the story of your life, don`t let anyone hold the pen.

→ U never know how strong you are.. until being strong is the only option you have!

→ when u just start feeling happy abt something it starts slipping away frm ur hands yyyyyyyyyyy

→ A normal person prays 2 GOD “Don`t give me Problems”.. But a Great person prays to GOD “Give me the Power to face Problems.”

→ “Be a rainbow in someone else`s cloud.” ~Maya Angelou

→ Sometimes you have to talk quieter, to see whos really listening.

→ There are no stupid questions there are only stupid people.

→ Time doesn`t heal all wounds, it just hides them .

→ Don`t make promises you can`t keep.

→ When you learn to accept instead of expect, you’ll have fewer disappointments.

→ Never sacrifice who you are just because someone has a problem with it.

→ nobodys perfect, so dont expect them to be

→ be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.

→ One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching!

→ An old man said “Erasers are made for those who make mistakes” A youth replied “Erasers are made for those who are willing to correct their mistakes!”

→ Most people achieved their greatest success one step beyond what looked like their greatest failure.

→ The only reason why people hold onto memories is because memories are the only things that don’t change when everyone else does…

→ Be brave. Take risks. Nothing substitutes experience.. – Paulo Coelho

→ Get your vision, tools and have a courage to rewrite your life. Remember: Your destiny will NOT be written for you, but by you!

→ The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.

→ There`s a reason why our eyes are in front. It`s so that we can see where we are going, not where we have been.

→ The key to life is to have a bigger ear (listener) rather than a bigger mouth (talker). Remember that!

→ Understand why things happened in your past, so you can control if they happen or not in your future.

→ By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.

→ Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing.

→ Life is the sum of all your choices.

→ Trust is like paper…Once it`s crumpled, it can`t be perfect again

→ Life’s too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn`t treat you right.

→ You will never stop learning new things, no matter how old you are.

→ It`s easy to stand in the crowd, but it takes courage to stand alone.

→ Life`s best lessons are learned at the worst times.

→ The longer you wait for something, the more you will appreciate it when you get it.

→ Be confident with yourself and stop worrying what other people think. Do what`s best for your future happiness!

→ Hope for the best but prepare for the worst.

→ Love yourself, and the world will love you. Respect yourself, and the world will do the same

→ The fact that we cannot lick our elbows is enough to prove things that seem so close can be so out of reach.

→ People who never fail are people who learn the least. Don`t be afraid to fail. Grab the lesson, fight better!

→ Pain warns you something`s wrong. Without it, you`d ignore what needs to be fixed in your life.

→ Don`t expect to get anything if you`re not willing to work for it.

→ Life is like an elevator, it has its ups and downs but you are the one who controls the direction it can go.

→ Life is too hard? Stop complaning and make the best of what you have

→ While most are dreaming of success, winners wake-up and work hard to achieve it.

→ Don`t be afraid to get hurt, it might be the start of a true happiness!

→ Sometimes words are not enough to make someone feel that you care for them. Sometimes it needs a little effort.

→ Enjoy the little things in life because one day you`ll look back and realize they were the big things.

→ Giving up is easy. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that`s true strength.

→ Always act like you are wearing an invisible crown. (:

→ In the end, some of your greatest pains become some of your greatest strengths.

→ Don`t judge my journey until you`ve walked my path.

→ Don`t talk,if you don`t have any good things to say!!

→ There`s always something in the past that makes you who you are today. Sometimes it just changes you without letting you know.

→ Life isn`t about finding yourself. It`s about creating yourself.

→ I`m not proud by making mistakes, I`m just relieved to know that I`m still a human.

→ Why waste time trying to get even when you can spend time trying to get ahead?

→ Decisions are the hardest moves to make, especially when it`s a choice between where you should be, and where you want to be.

→ Actions speak louder than words, so believe what you see and forget what you heard.

→ “A single lie discovered is enough to create doubt over every truth expressed!!”

→ Don’t change so someone will like you. Be yourself; the right people will like and love the real you.

→ Life is about trusting our feelings, taking chances, finding happiness, appreciating the memories, and learning from the past.

→ “No one can change a person, but someone can be a person`s reason to change”

→ Its not what do you love, but WHO DO YOU LOVE. The people in your life are more valuable than the money in your pocket!

→ The older you get the smarter your Father will seem.

→ Memories make us who we are. Dreams make us who we will become.

→ Faith is when you believe in something you can`t see.

→ Be the voice, not the echo.

→ A smile is an inexpensive way to improve our looks(:

→ The best gift you will ever give yourself is to live fully in the Present.

→ When Ever you are Criticized,don`t get Upset. Always remember this…. No stones are thrown on a Fruitless Tree.

→ If you smile when no one else is around you really mean it.

→ Past is a nice place to visit but certainly not a good place to Stay.

→ Don`t waste time… You don`t even know how much you have!

→ Don`t cry over the past, it`s gone. Don`t stress about the future, it hasn`t arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful

→ Don`t be sad because it`s over. Smile because it happened

→ Never settle for less than you deserve.

→ Be confident. You`ll never get anywhere if you don`t believe in yourself.

→ Sometimes the paths we take are really long & hard but remember: those are the ones that lead to the most beautiful views.

→ Never be afraid to be yourself. Remember original is always worth more than a copy.

→ Appreciate people if you want to be appreciated. Love people if you want to be loved.

→ Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep yourself balance you have to keep moving.

→ A real loser is somebody who`s so afraid of not winning, to the point that they don`t even try.

→ People can`t change the truth but the truth can change people.

→ Respect is given. Disrespect is earned. Mistakes makes me human. Failures makes us stronger.

→ Learn to appreciate what you HAVE… Before time forces you to appreciate what you HAD

→ You never know how strong you are- until being strong is the only choice you have.

→ ” The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say, a wise man knows whether or not to say it.”

→ A single lie discovered is enough to create doubt over every truth expressed!!