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→ Humans tell the TRUTH in TWO situations:
ONE: to SAVE “WHAT” they are LOSING,
TWO: when they have ‘NOTHING’ to loose.

→ If U can solve ur problem, then what is need of worrying?
If U cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying.

→ “A person who laughs
more and also makes others laugh, would probably be having a thunder storm of sadness beneath their heart.”

→ Hard Times Are Like a Washing Machine,
They Twist,
Turn & Knock Us Around,
But In The End we Come Out
Cleaner, Brighter & Better Than Before…

→ Success is like tip of the tail !!!
If cat runs to catch the tail.
It has to keep running forever.
But if it walks in its own style.
Tail follows!!
Live life with your own rules….

→ “Excellence has always been achieved
by those who dared believe
that something inside them
is superior to circumstances”
Believe in yourself.

→ One simple tip to stay happy always.
Never think & speak about a 3rd person,
Never think what a 3rd person thinks & speaks about you.

→ Happiness is a perfume.
You cannot spread on others without getting a few drops on urself.
So always be happy to make others happy !

→ Good behavior can cover the lack of good looks,
But good looks can never cover the lack of good behavior,
So keep your behavior at the level best.

→ Thought for the day”
Always be the reason of someone’s happiness never just a part of it.
Be a part of someone’s sadness never the reason for it.

→ FOUR Real FACTS to live better life ;
Never say sorry to one , who understands u…
Never say Bye to one , who NEEDS you…
Never Blame the one , who really TRUSTS you…
Never forget the one , who always REMEMBERS u..

→ You must have
long range goals
to keep you
from being frustrated
by short range failures.

→ If you wait to be happy,
you will wait for ever.
But if you start to be happy,
you will be happy from today.

→ Life is a great travel trip…
Problem is that it doesnt come with a map.
We’ve to search
our own ways to reach the Destinations…!

→ Never search your happiness in others
It will make you feel alone.
But search it in yourself
You will feel happy even if you are alone.

→ A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,wish u an optimistic life..

→ The happiness of you life
depends upon the quality of your thoughts.
But the quality of your thoughts
depends on the people whom you meet in ur life.

→ Love tip-

It is advisable to over react
whenever ur partner is in trouble.
It is an opportunity to express
your love and solitude to him..

→ Never Be Proud Nor Depressed
For What You Are And
The Position You Hold In Society.
After The Game Of Chess,
King And Pawns Go In The Same Box.

→ Being a good person
is like a being a goal keeper
No matter how many goals we save,
People will remember
only the one that you missed.

→ An excellent road sentence
written on national highway:
“Go Slow, Unless You
Have An Urgent
Appointment With God.

→ Smooth roads never make good drivers!
Smooth sea never makes good sailors!
Clear Skies never make good pilots!
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person!
Be strong enough to accept the challengers of life.
Don’t ask Life
“Why me?”
Instead say
“Try Me!”

→ Two things indicate weakness
One to be silent
when it is the proper time to speak.
Second to speak
when it is the proper time to be silent.

→ GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES … So make the best move before CHECKMATE….

→ A very meaningful sentence
written at a graveyard..!!
“As You are, So We were,
As We are, So shall You be…!!!”

→ Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful….

→ What’s winning attitude?
3 ants saw an elephant coming.
Ant 1: we will kill him
Ant 2: we will break his legs
Ant 3: Forgive him guys, he is alone & we are 3.

→ From the Wise Saying Of Hakeem Luqman:
* If u r in prayer, take care of your Heart,
* If u r eating, take care of your Throat,
* If u r in another man’s house, take care of ur Eyes,
* If u r talking to close person, take care of ur tongue.

→ If one cannot invent
a really convincing lie,
it is often better
to stick to the truth.

→ A person who can explain color to a blind man can explain everything in life

→ Everyone wants happiness,
No one needs pain,
But its not possible to get a rainbow.
Without a little rain.

→ The great thing a little lamp can do
which the big sun cannot do is,
It gives light at night.
It shows,
no one is superior by size,
but by purpose.

→ Life is a game, play it; life is a challenge, meet it; life is an opportunity, capture it. In life, the best revenge is living

→ We spend our days waiting for
the ideal path to appear in front of us.
But what we forget is that,
paths are made by walking, not by Waiting.

→ Always Listen To Your Elder’s Advice,
Not Because
They Are Always Right
But Because
They Have More Experience Of Being Wrong…!

→ Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up

→ A careless word may kindly strife.
The cruel word usually wrecks a life.
Timely words help level stress.
But it’s loving words that heal & Bless.

→ In life, dont expect anything from anyone.
Because expectation, when not fulfilled, gives you pain.
When you get something without expecting it,
It gives you pleasure.
Keep doing your part
And leave the rest to God.

→ Opinions Are Like Wrist Watches!!
Everyone’s Watch Shows
Different Time From Other
Everyone Believes That
Their Time Is Accurate … (;->

→ Life is not always smooth and soft. There may be narrow ways, up and downs, darkness and shadows. Overcome everything with wisdom and patience.

→ When we are angry,
we can change decision
but not feelings.
The changed decision
may give satisfaction
at that time.
But later it hurts our feelings a lot.

→ Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth

→ Life is not measured by breaths we take in a moment but by the moments that take our breath away

→ Keep Correcting your Little Mistakes!.
Because Nobody Slips down by Hills..!!
But just Slips by Little Stone.

→ Never choose someone without understanding
Never loose someone bcoz of Misunderstanding.

→ To be most successful in life,
always forget the problems
that you faced in life,
but never forget the lessons
that those problems taught you…!

→ Da poorest man on earth is not da 1 without money, but is da 1 without a dream

→ The secret of success
is 2% inspiration
98% dedication

→ Forgiveness does not change the past,
but it does enlarge the future.

→ No man in this world is rich enough
to buy his own past.
Enjoy each moment of your life
before it gets beyond reach.
Have Good Day!

→ Yesterday is history tomorrow is a is a gift that is why we call it the present!

→ Patience is not the ability to wait
but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting,
knowing well that God makes everything
beautiful in his time.

→ Don’t spoil what you have
by desiring what you don’t have
coz what you have now
is one of the many things
you once desired for.
Good Day!

→ Life is made of small jumps over great obstacles. it’s in the courage of getting thru them that makes life
challenging & exciting.

→ The true meaning of life is to plant trees
under who’s shade you do not expect to sit.

→ In life you don’t need many
relationships to b maintained.
You just need to say that
the relationship you have maintained
has life in it.

→ A Good Heart And A Good Nature
Are Two Different Issue
A Good Heart Can Win Many Relationships,
But A Good Nature Can win many good hearts.

→ Trust is the easiest thing in World to lose
& the hardest thing to get back.
To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.

→ if you ever want to succeed in your life:
“Be sweet as honey, Be regular as clock, Be fresh as rose, Be soft as tissue, and Be strong as rock.”

→ 3 Beautiful Quotes:
“Deepest feeling is always felt in silence”
“There is no true love without jealousy”
“A thing lost is valued the most always”

→ Don’t just say “I LOVE YOU” to someone if you really don’t love the person, because sometimes it may hurt people!

→ True Words:
If Everyone Is HaPpy With You,
Then SureLy You Might HaVe
Made Many C0mpromiSes In Your Life

→ Always REMEMBER to 4GET those things that make u sad
But nvr FORGET to REMEMBER those things that make u glad. 🙂

→ A good relation does not depend upon
how good understanding we have,
It rather depends upon how good we are
at avoiding the misunderstandings.

→ Action without vision is only passing time, vision without action is merely day dreaming, but vision with action can change the world!

→ Forgiveness is the glue,
that repairs broken relationships.

→ Nature has given to men one tongue,
but two ears, that we may hear
from others twice as much
as we speak.

→ Treat everyone with politeness
even those who are rude to you
not because they are not nice
but because YOU are nice.

→ Like all,
trust few,
follow none,
but Learn from everyone.

→ Happiness cant be found when you seek it for yourself
But when you give it to others
It finds its way back to you
that is the mystery of happiness
It grows when shared

→ If U Want To Gain Knowledge, Add Something Everyday 2 Ur Mind.
But If U Want To Gain Wisdom, Remove Something Everyday 4rm Ur Mind

→ When I was a kid.
I wanted to grow up soon.
Now that I grown up,
I realize that wounded emotions
and broken hearts.

→ Banta: You know,
husband & wife are not allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I know.
That’s why it is called heaven!

→ Ups & Downs,
Unexpected Results & Problems Are A Part Of Life.
Never Lose Hope In Any Condition
The Darkness Of Night Always Finishes With Light Of Day

→ Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.

→ A famous poet Eliot said,
when u get little
u want more
when u get more
u desire even more
but when u lose it
u realise
was enough

→ It is easy to love the people
far away. It is not always
easy to love those close to us.
Bring love into your home
for this is where our love
for each other must start.

→ Old concept: Do or Die
New concept: Do before you die
Latest concept: Don’t die, until you do

→ Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
A good girls gives you happiness.
Bad girls gives you experience!

→ Compromising doesn’t mean that
your are wrong and someone is right,
it only means that
you value your relationship
much more then your ego.

→ Reality:
“Sometimes people are nothing.
You make them something!
And when they become something.
They feel that you are nothing.

→ ANGER is a condition
in which the tongue
works faster than
the mind.
SMILE is an action
which makes everything work faster except
the tongue.
Keep Smiling…

→ “This is a funny world where they make
Lemon Juices with
Artificial flavours and Dishwash liquids with
Real Lemon.”

→ Sometimes a blank paper
tells you a whole story and
at times even a book lacks the meanings,
It is true that words are important but
silence increase the worth of the some words.!

→ “The dream is not wat u see in sleep,dream s d thing which does not let U sleep…..

→ A Blind Man once asked a Wise man:
Can there be anything worse
than losing your Eye Sight?
The Wise Man replied: Yes.. losing your VISION

→ Shakespeare said:
I Always Feel Happy.
You know Why…?
I Don’t Expect Anything from Anyone.
Expectations Always Hurts..!!!

→ Silence is the fence around wisdom
If you foot slips,
You can always regain your balance
If your tongue slips,
You can never recall the words

→ You are the only answer
to the question of your life. You are the only key to
the lock of your future.

→ DISTANCE never separates any relation
TIME never builds any relation.
Then relations always remain there.

→ A well wisher is not 1 who meets you everyday
and talks with you everyday.
A well wisher is 1 who may or may not meet you,
but always thinks of you & your happiness.

→ Never Blame any Day In Your Life.
Good Days Give You Happiness.
Bad Days Give You Experience.
Both Are Essential In Life.
All Are Gods’ Blessings..

→ Past is experience,
Present is experiment,
Future is expectation.
So use experience in your experiment to achieve your expectation

→ Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good
value create a value of your own

→ Never leave the one you like for the one you love.
Because the one you like will leave you for the one they love!!!!

→ FACT: A tear burns hundred drops of blood
when it comes out of an eye.
Crying for someone means your gradually dying for someone.
for you.

→ If the looser keeps his smile,
then the winner will lose the thrill of victory,
Be stronger at each step of life.

→ Some promises are always unbroken
Some memories are always unwritten
Feel the magic of true relation and You’ll realize
that true feelings are always Unspoken…

→ Mother Terasa :
“Don’t expect your FRIEND to be a Perfect person”
But, “Help your FRIEND to become a Perfect person.”..

→ Thought of the day-

Dont let someone become a priority in your life
when you are an option for them