Pop Culture Facebook Status

→ Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

→ I heard Mayan calendars are selling like there’s no tomorrow.

→ Say no to drugs. Although if you’re talking to drugs you may already be on drugs.

→ Would like to buy Charlie Sheen for what he is worth then sell him for what he thinks he is worth!

→ What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time…” A southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit…”

→ In my day, we had My Space too. And it extended five feet in every direction.

→ I have GREAT faith in the people of Japan, that they’ll pull through and quickly rebuild…. look how well they did with Godzilla!

→ Son, when I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.

→ Has anyone even thought to look in San Diego for Carmen Sandiego? Think about it, it’s a little *too* obvious. Which means it’s perfect.

→ Let it never be said that Elizabeth Taylor failed to increase your knowledge of FOXC2 mutations.

→ Lady GaGa called Rebecca Black a genius… Lady GaGa is also an insane attention whore. So it cancels itself out.

→ “Oops, forgot to carry the one.” – Harold Camping