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→ Good Relations doesn’t need any promises any terms or conditions.. it just need two wonderful people. One cool like me.. one sweet like u.

→ Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th std-
Boy- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Gal- Yes!
Boy- Can I replace it for d rest of ur life?? 😉

→ Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart!
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart!
Ur call is blood circulation of my heart!
So please keep active my Heart!

→ I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed,
so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.

→ I’m a paper, you can write your feeling, scribble your anger, use me to absorb your tears, don’t throw me after use cause when you feel cold i’ll burn myself to warm you.

→ Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday, Love on Wednesday, Wedding on thursday, fighting on friday, Divorse on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday.

→ Happiness is like a radio station, broadcasting all d time. U just have to learn how to tune in & receive it properly. Stay tuned n b happy always

→ Notice ur phone got heavier with this message? It contains loads of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a Good Day!

→ Once a while good people need a reminder of how special and lovable they are… With this message, consider yourself reminded !!

→ I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i can pretend 2 Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I can lie 2 others, but not 2u. I do have many brothers… but none as SWEET as you.

→ CUTE people r like wind. You can only feel their presence & sincerity. Now dont look here n there to find them. Just luk at the name of the sender…!
🙂 gd mrng.

→ Millions of sentences, Billions of words,
Zillions of characters,
All just to convey a simple feeling,
A feeling as old as humanity,
As faint as your smile,
And as beautiful as U.

→ Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !!

→ Hi, now I am coming to meet u…
in the way of sun light…
in the way of sweet breeze…
in the way of good wishes…
just to say have a nice day ahead…

→ thanks 4 the nice words. 4 me all i can say u r 1 of the best person i have ever loved and will continue 2 love u. u bring joy 2 sadness an light 2 darkness

→ Nice people are blessed people, ever friendly, always smiling, forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.

→ A hopeless man.A feels Difficulty in every chance and a Hopeful man feels a Chance in every difficulty. Good Decision comes from experience, but experience comes from bad decision… This is life… So don’t worry for any mistake.. Go ahead & learn from them.

→ Only the open heart receives
Only the open mind receives
Only the open hand receives
Only the CUTE 1’s receive

→ You cannot dream yourself into a character
you must hammer and forge yourself 1.

→ I think U r very careless!!! U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face…

→ I m feeling so happy, do u know why? becoz i am so lucky, do you know how? becoz God lovez me.Do you know how? becoz he gave me a gift. Do you know what? its yoU my love.

→ It is scientifically proved that sugar can dissolve in water, so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.

→ Love is not sum thing that happenz on 1st sight,
It happenz wen you start knowing each other,
& it turn ending up needing eachother,
for every feeling, for every thought & for every moment

→ Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

→ A special smile a special face,
A special someone no one can replace.
I love you and always will,
You’ve filled a space no one could fill.

→ Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H, ABIT remains. Take out A, still BIT remains, Finally take out B, still IT remains….

→ What is a Girl Friend?
Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends…. So be careful.

→ It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1’s with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.

→ Gr8 people talk about things. Small people talk about other people. and legends never talk they send sms 😉

→ Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

→ I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please…
don’t move
smile 🙂
ohh ho!
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!

→ Just a line…2 keep in touch…
coz u r on my mind so very much…
& even though, I’ve nothing 2 say…
U’ll know…I thought of u 2day..

→ sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it’s freedom. & sum say it’s money… but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2 know u!!

→ What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.

→ Never Blame any Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are God’s Blessings.

→ 9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn 2 share, learn 2 trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY…!!!

→ Flowers die,
Stories End,
Songs Fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come to End,
“Precious People” Like “You”
Are always remembered.

→ Remember me and bare in mind, A faithful girl is hard to find. This is always good and true, So dont go changing old for new!

→ You are the sun in my day,
The wind in my sky,
The waves in my ocean,
And the beat in my heart.

→ It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

→ I love the stars in the sky but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

→ I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

→ Everyday I see Lots of Strangers Passing By me, This makes me realized that, Life would be BORING, Without A person Like U.

→ u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

→ An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

→ Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter. a summer too… but there? will never be…. another you!

→ Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

→ Its so hard 2 lose some1 that is 99% cute, 98%sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n 100% down 2 earth. That? s me! what a waste if u lose me.

 Passing gum in school like its a drug deal.

 Stupid people are awesome, they make life interesting.. 🙂

 Watching A Horror Movie.. *** 2 hours later… “Dude, Walk Me To The Bathroom..`

 “Yes mum, I`ve cleaned my room” “No mum, you can`t have a look”.

 Meowing back at a cat when it meows at you.

 One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife: I`m having a wonderful time wish you were her.

 A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond, `What`s your name?` asked the chicken, `Bond, James Bond. Whats yours?`, `Ken, Chick Ken.`

 I wanted to send you something sexy but the mailman told me to get out of the postbox.

 Just remember… if the world didn`t suck, we`d all fall off.

 Girl: Mummy? Mum: Yes Dear.. Girl: Is santa Chinese? Mum: emm…no dear…why? Girl: because my doll says made in china!

 “Hey can i have a sip?” “Sure.” * GLUG GLUG GLUG.* “Dude, what the hell?”

 Whenever i can`t find something,it just magically appears when my mom looks!

 When life gives u lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate!

 I didn`t fall… I attacked the floor.

 “You just…” “No, I didn`t.” But, you…” “Nope.” “But I saw…” “You saw nothing.”

 Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together.

 Texting a person in the same room as me, then staring at them until they get it

 If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, i`d never be bored again. (:

 we all have that bestfriend who we greet with an insult.:)

 Everything`s funnier when you`re not allowed to laugh.

 Money cant buy happiness . . . but somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.

 Don`t bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up… I will lick you.

 You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.

 Pretending to die in front of your pet, just to see how they would react.

 Why do we need algebra? Finding X is only useful if you`re a pirate.

 I am thinking …I AM STILL THINKING why the hell Im thinking anyways its not my cup of tea

 My alarm clock is jealous of the relationship I have with my bed 🙂

 It is really hard to wait for the right person in life. Especially when The wrong ones are damn attractive!

 The worst thing about sunday is knowing tomorrow is monday 🙁

 When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now I pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor!

 All my life, I`ve been saying duck tape, not duct tape.

 Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid.

 LIKE IF: when you`re having a drink, and the ice cubes suddenly attacks your face

 Yelling “run forest, run!” when you see someone running.

 There`s always that one person that catches you doing something weird.

 I Am not lazy, I`m just highly motivated not to do anything.

 I`m not single, I`m just romantically challenged.

 Truth or Dare? Dare.. No I`m not doing that.

 I am a ninja.. No you`re not.. Did you just see me do that? Do what? … Exactly.

 Wishing your dog could talk.. Then thinking about the things you did in front of him.