Facebook related Status
→ NO ONES LOOKING 😉 DO IT NOW
→ I hate when I look horrible in a group picture and the person that looks good refuses to delete it.
→ loves doing the “scroll of shame” the morning after drinking. That`s when I walk through all the stuff I shouldn`t have done on Facebook the night before.
→ just explained to my mom that not “liking” her status wasn’t the same as “disliking” her status. Facebook can be complicated.
→ Take it easy! you`re just in the wrong fb wall as I am!! “)
→ insert coin 2 view todayz status!! 😀 😀
→ Tries to fill the empty void in his life by gettign people to like his status updates.
→ We should put together, My Space, Facebook, Youtube, Twitter…and call it: My Face You Twitt !
→ is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars? 😉
→ is updating his status to let you know his status is that he has no status.
→ is thinking about how everyone seems to have their face in a book but no one seems to be reading much anymore.
→ is wondering if i will get a notification if i like my own status. Lets find out.
→ says that all of his true friends will like this status. Are you his true friend?
→ why is it that whenever there’s two women in a profile pic the hot one is always someone else..?
→ Like this if you want more status
Leave a comment on what topic I should talk about
…I need ideas people
→ I Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later……..I`m hating me for Liking your status!
→ I`m in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he`s going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
→ Just deleted 10 friends – Are you next??
→ Dad joined facebook. . . . . .kid`s status. . .`wtf`. . . .dad asks him. . . . . `what is wtf. . ?`. . Kid replies. . . .`welcome to facebook. . .`. . . . 😛
→ lkie fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem yuo`er jsut htat smrat.
→ ☠ ☠ ☠ Pirates hijacked my Facebook status! ☠ ☠ ☠
→ When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone`s profile, we`re all screwed.
→ I’m starting a story. Each person who comments – add the next sentence in the story! Here’s the first sentence: “It was a monday morning at school…”
→ Fun Status Game!! reach for the nearest book and comment on this status with the second line of the second paragraph on page 20.
→ Copy this onto your status and see what people rate you! (1) ghetto (2) wish we went out (3) talkative (4) sarcastic (5) loveable (6) crazy (7) i want you (8) spoilt (9) great parent (10) wild (11) funny (12) beautiful (13) mature (14) ugly (15) I’d take you home 😉 (16) wish I had ur number (17) wierd (18) honest (19) freak (20)sexy
→ Comment me a color! BLACK -i hαte you. PINK -i fαncy you. PURPLE -i would dαte you. BLUE -i did love you. RED -i do love you. SILVER -we αre close. GOLD -i like you. GREEN -i will αlwαys love you. ORANGE -i think you’re sexy. YELLOW -you’re my best friend. BROWN -you’re funny. Put this αs your stαtus and see whαt colours you get!
→ like this and I’ll tell you what profession I think you will have.
→ Like this if you think you can do better
→ Look at your status, now back to mine. Now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn`t mine. But if you stopped posting useless idiocy and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up.Where are you? You`re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. Anything is possible when your status has a point. I`m on a computer
→ Just wanted to let you know that you are my BFBFF… Best Facebook Friend Forever..
→ Study…study…stud….sta….ah….staf…..stafay….fay….face….facebook 😀
→ YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!
→ Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
→ Wow! You`re photos really don`t look like you in real life. Maybe you`ve edited them too much?
→ Liking your own status on Facebook..is like high fiving yourself in public 🙂
→ I think Facebook needs a “NOBODY CARES” button right below the status update.
→ Facebook is like Jail, you sit around and waste time, You write on walls, play useless games and you get poked by weird people…
→ People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.
→ Looking at people`s mutual friends and saying “OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW THEM”
→ LIKE this if you need a vacation!
→ Dear Facebook, you are my favorite distraction.
→ Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
→ That akward moment when someone you really hate send you a friend request..
→ “*News Flash* cure found for Facebook addiction press “Alt + f4″ for answer”
→ Inbox (1) makes me happy… Notifications (1000000) does not.
→ *you have 1 notification* Me:”excited” clicks *Someone has sent you request in a game *Me: =.=
→ Hi,my name is _________ and I`m a likeoholic.
→ LIKE If cleaning your room used to mean shoving everything under your bed or in your closet
→ If your relationship status says, “It`s complicated” you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single” 🙂
→ LIKE if you`re online 😉
→ L…..wait for it……IKE! 🙂
→ “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”…”aww u remembered my birthday?”…”ofcourse!, LOL Facebook told me!” 😀
→ EVERYBODY`s online ,except the one u actually want 🙁
→ I always (LIKE)
→ If you were a facebook status, I would Like you. And if you were a tweet, I would Retweet U! 😉
→ Like my status and I`ll tell you:
1.how we met
2.my first impression of you
3.what i like about you
4.favorite memory with you
5.a color that reminds me of you
→ facebook needs a wtf button!
→ Facebook is my mouth. YouTube is my ears. Twitter is my heart.
→ Poking; The weirdest sign of affection!
→ Who’s that sexy beast…………..oh I clicked on my own profile again!!
→ Don`t flatter yourself, I sent a friend request not a marriage proposal.
→ Your real friends write on your Facebook wall when its Not Your Birthday.
→ Posting Your Favourite SuperHero As Your Profile Picture.
→ The awkward moment when you realize your status fails.
→ Facebook needs a get a life button.
→ “I got to show you who I`m talking about, let`s get on facebook.”
→ When I read your status , I mentally correct your grammar mistakes.
→ Right now, all across the world, people are partying, falling in love and making the most of life. Me?…I`m on facebook! 🙂
→ If u feel a bit lonely, 4gotten or just need someone to cheer you up remember….you can always change your birthday on facebook.
→ If facebook were to crash, America would be full of people walking around towns across the country, talking to walls and poking people…
→ When someone likes your status that you shared about a week ago and you think to yourself, “They must stalk me.”
→ Yes my status is about you, I was just hoping you got the hint.
→ Seeing a status update and wondering if it`s about you, but not having the courage to ask.
→ “How do I reply to that comment??.. Yeah I`ll just like it”
→ That one friend who is online at 4 am.
→ “Hey, i`ll be back in 5 minutes…” In case I`m not… Just read the above sentence again.” 🙂
→ The Awkward moment when you get no likes so you delete your post :/
→ being on facebook with nothing better to do so you just like random “likes” and blow peoples wall up
→ That’s it i’m logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification!
→ We all have those entertaining facebook fights ♥
→ Facebook always asks me “What`s on your mind?”, .. .. and most of the times, I just copy & paste from others mind..
→ Before Facebook, I never realized so many people had birthdays…
→ When the mayans predicted the end of the world in 2012, they were meaning that Facebook would close.
→ I SAW YOUR COMMENT BEFORE YOU DELETED IT.
→ Life is like Facebook – People will like your problems & often comment on them, but only a few will try and help you solve them, while everyone else is too busy trying to update their status.
→ Press Enter to dislike the `Press Enter to post`
→ When your caring boyfriend/girlfriend puts you in their status cause they don’t care what their friend’s think.
→ I hate it when I write a sarcastic Facebook status and someone who doesn’t get it has to comment and ruin it.
→ That Awkward Moment When there’s nothing new on Tumblr, Facebook, or Twitter, so you just stare blankly at the screen switching tabs randomly.
→ Without you, I`m like… Status Update without Likes.
→ Facebook should change “in a relationship” to “i love my boyfriend/girlfriend” !
→ I don`t know you but, Facebook says its your birthday so..HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🙂
→ you don`t have to like me. I`m not a facebook status.. 🙂
→ Facebook… Why am I so addicted to you???
→ Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes 🙂
→ Recycle your bottles not your status updates.
→ I also think Facebook should change “Friends” to “People with whom I have made eye contact”
→ no matter what you do on the computer you always end up on twitter or facebook
→ It`s amazing how much you discover on facebook.
→ In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it before calling the police.
→ Does anybody know how can I send an enemy request on Facebook?
→ Texting + Facebook= Textbook. So I`m studying.
→ 1 friend request, 0 mutual friends, WTF?! how did you find me???? o.O
→ Dear whoever reads this status, SMILE cause you are Beautiful, Sincerely, me. (:
→ I`m in love with your statuses. You always make me smile 🙂 ♥
→ 39 mutual friends and still don`t know who this person is(was). (WTF)
→ When I die, i`m gonna have a “like” and “dislike” button on my gravestone 🙂
→ LIFE – (Facebook + Music) = Boring!
→ It`s not official until it`s on facebook.
→ Dear Facebook, I can`t believe you still haven`t gotten that dislike button. Sincerely, YouTube.
→ You don’t have to like me. I’m not a Facebook status.
→ What Is FACEBOOK ? . . . .
→ Its A Place Where Boy Posts Joke, Gets No Response…
And If Girl Posts The Same Joke,
She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments & 60 Friends Requests.
→ That awkward moment when one of your family members sends you a family request on Facebook.
→ I left MySpace for Facebook, and now I`m cheating on Facebook with Twitter
→ FACEBOOK FACT The people under your friends list on your wall are the people who visit your wall the most.
→ “Twitter is over capacity.” *Refresh* “Twitter is over capacity.” *Refresh* Screw it, I`m getting on Facebook.
→ Facebook REALLY needs a `No one cares` button
→ That one day fame on facebook because it`s not birthday.
→ Thanks to Facebook, i now know what everyone`s bathroom looks like
→ CAUTION: This status will self-destruct in 10 seconds. The only way to stop it is by LIKE it! 😀
→ Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications
→ Facebook = You realize how different you are from people. Twitter = You realize there are people who knows exactly how you feel.
→ That awkward moment when someone you don`t know adds you on facebook and they message you asking who you are. B*tch, you added me!
→ Is it just me, or does having family members as friends on Facebook limit the things that you can say.
→ Log Out is the hardest button to press
→ I remember all my friends` birthday! Since I was on Facebook!
→ Facebook should get a “I don`t even know you” button, for the dumbasses who like to try to add people they don`t know.
→ Thanks Facebook, now I don`t know who actually remembered my birthday!
→ Mom, Dad and Teachers, OK, you`re on Facebook, please don`t invade Twitter now.
→ when a girl hacks a Facebook account “OMG hacked by Nicole LOVE YOU Bar”.
when a guy hacks a Facebook account “I am gay!!”
→ Good hair day = New profile picture.
→ What is Facebook? A place where boy posts a joke there is no response … but Girl posts same joke she get 95 likes, 35 comment, 15 friend requests..! Like if agree 😛
→ Facebook; the only place where I can be married to my best friend, and have more than 20 siblings.
→ The awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you’re talking to yourself.
→ I`m busy “liking” everything on Facebook to counterbalance all the “unliking” I do in real life.
→ There`s a thin line between “I should make a status about that” and “I should talk to a therapist about that.”
→ If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he`d stop saying I`m unproductive.
→ The awkward moment when someone likes your picture that you posted 8 months ago…
→ The first and last person to LIKE this status are the sexiest people in the whole wide world! 🙂
→ How did we spend all our time before Facebook was invented? D:
→ Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant..!
→ Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
→ That awkward moment when a comment gets more “likes” than your status.
→ ☻/ღ˚ •。* ♥ ˚ ˚✰˚ ˛★* 。 ღ˛° 。* °♥ ˚ • ★ *˚ .ღ 。 /▌*˛˚ღ •˚ ˚…just sprinkling a little Love on your profile. ~♥~˚ ✰* ★ / ˚. ★ *˛ ˚♥* ✰。˚ ˚ღ。
→ That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page.
→ I`m back.. from my Facebook vacation 🙂
→ Like If : you hate when you get a notification, but it turns out to be pointless -_-
→ I made my Facebook status: “I kissed a girl”and then I liked it…
→ Sitting down real quick to check Facebook and Twitter…an hour later, I`m still there…