Is Facebook Status
→ is SO COOL he can`t drink soda because the can will explode!
→ is thankful for the fools. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed.
→ is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?
→ is reading his friends` statuses and adding `in bed` to the end of each one.
→ is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
→ is going to have a day of firm decisions! Or am I?
→ is a lover not a fighter, but he`s also a fighter so don`t get any ideas.
→ is the guy that Chuck Norris wishes he were…
→ is the guy who put the hole in the ozone layer.
→ is SO COOL that he can`t be killed by bullets because they`re afraid.
→ is SO COOL that he wasn`t born, he was unleashed.
→ is as bored as a midget in a theme park..
→ Getting texts and thinking how do i reply to that
→ Meowig back at a cat when it meows at you
→ I hate when I lose my mom in the store and I look like an idiot trying to find her.
→ is so lazy today that I cant even finish a
→ Making up random songs about what you`re doing.
→ I play with my phone when I`m waiting for someone so I don`t look stupid .
→ Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????
→ is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of “liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome..
→ is so clever that sometimes he doesn`t understand a single word of what he is saying
→ is trying to figure out why he joined the gym when we have Photoshop.
→ is finding out the truth.
→ is Saying “well that went well”, when it clearly didn`t.
→ Being nice on the surface but secretly judging EVERYONE
→ is pure, sweet and innocent. HEY! Stop Laughing!
→ is Agreeing with people so they`ll shut up.
→ is Thinking about how things would have been if that one thing never happened.
→ is Dropping everything to read a new text message.
→ is watching the Super Bowl for the commercials!
→ is Meowing at cats until they meow back
→ is likely 2 get crazzy so be careful the disease is around and is spreading rapidly!! 😛
→ is Mocking people in a voice that they don`t even have.
→ is wondering if strippers have nightmares about accidentally going to work fully clothed. T_T
→ is posting on Facebook obviously… duh!
→ is a cutie. (♥♥,)
→ is liking things that are likable to get my mind off other things that are unlikable.
→ is out making some changes in his or her life…leave a message and I`ll get back to you. if I don`t return your message you are one of the changes!
→ is making life-altering decisions in the shower.
→ is drinking water with ice cubes on top of it..hehe
→ Is being bored and likeing likes