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→ is SO COOL he can`t drink soda because the can will explode!

→ is thankful for the fools. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed.

→ is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?

→ is reading his friends` statuses and adding `in bed` to the end of each one.

→ is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

→ is going to have a day of firm decisions! Or am I?

→ is a lover not a fighter, but he`s also a fighter so don`t get any ideas.

→ is the guy that Chuck Norris wishes he were…

→ is the guy who put the hole in the ozone layer.

→ is SO COOL that he can`t be killed by bullets because they`re afraid.

→ is SO COOL that he wasn`t born, he was unleashed.

→ is as bored as a midget in a theme park..

→ Getting texts and thinking how do i reply to that

→ Meowig back at a cat when it meows at you

→ I hate when I lose my mom in the store and I look like an idiot trying to find her.

→ is so lazy today that I cant even finish a

→ Making up random songs about what you`re doing.

→ I play with my phone when I`m waiting for someone so I don`t look stupid .

→ Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????

→ is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of “liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome..

→ is so clever that sometimes he doesn`t understand a single word of what he is saying

→ is trying to figure out why he joined the gym when we have Photoshop.

→ is finding out the truth.

→ is Saying “well that went well”, when it clearly didn`t.

→ Being nice on the surface but secretly judging EVERYONE

→ is pure, sweet and innocent. HEY! Stop Laughing!

→ is Agreeing with people so they`ll shut up.

→ is Thinking about how things would have been if that one thing never happened.

→ is Dropping everything to read a new text message.

→ is watching the Super Bowl for the commercials!

→ is Meowing at cats until they meow back

→ is likely 2 get crazzy so be careful the disease is around and is spreading rapidly!! 😛

→ is Mocking people in a voice that they don`t even have.

→ is wondering if strippers have nightmares about accidentally going to work fully clothed. T_T

→ is posting on Facebook obviously… duh!

→ is a cutie. (♥♥,)

→ is liking things that are likable to get my mind off other things that are unlikable.

→ is out making some changes in his or her life…leave a message and I`ll get back to you. if I don`t return your message you are one of the changes!

→ is making life-altering decisions in the shower.

→ is drinking water with ice cubes on top of it..hehe

→ Is being bored and likeing likes