Flirt Quotes Status SMS
→ What do you think,
why I sms you?
Is it because I care you
OR
I miss you?
OR
I like you?
OR
I need you?
Na…KAKa…Na
I’ve to utilize free sms package.
→ I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
→ U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…
→ If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!
→ A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn’t a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise
→ A B C D E F G H
I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X
Y Z
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1 missing in above
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why are you reading again?
shame on you…!
In ABCD where comes 1.
→ If you say my eyes are beautiful it’s because they’re looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.
→ Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…
→ I think;
I should tell you
what people are saying behind your back
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Nice Ass!!!!!!!
→ Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I’m the one u can always depend on!
→ Everybody wants
someone special
someone innocent
someone nice
someone cool
someone sweet
someone cute
someone intelligent
But why always ME, ME and ME..???
→ Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…
I need a person for just time pass
→ BEAUTY TIP:
If you want to protect your face
from dust, sunrise and other such things,
then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion
with 7 years guarantee!
→ Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.
→ Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.
→ Think Big,
Think Smart,
Think Positive,
Think Beautiful,
just Stop?
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.
→ It’s a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once…….
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go….
2+7
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THE QUESTIONS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button
→ Hi, How are you…?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
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Mental Hospital
admission free, special offer for you.
→ When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I’ll take u to an eye specialist!
→ Think Big,
Think Smart,
Think Positive,
Think Beautiful,
just Stop?
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.
→ In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry
→ whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin “ME”.
→ Today, tomorrow and forever
there will be one heart
that would always beat for you.
You know whose?
Hey, your own stupid.
→ Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don’t disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.
→ I want to touch you all over again n again.
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through my heart and feeling
→ Today is International Handsome Boys
and Beautiful Girls day!
So send this message to someone
who looks smart and cute…
Be true.. Don’t cheat like me
→ Whatever high the sky may be…..
Whatever wide the River may be….
Whatever green a tree may be…..
just Remember….
IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!
→ A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING
→ Please pray for me,
my condition is very serious.
I am getting day by day
M0re Cute
M0re good l0oking
L0vely and smart
and there is no cure of it
→ Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
Because,
A good girls gives you happiness.
and
Bad girls gives you experience!
→ From Monday to Sunday,
From January To December,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been……….. a headache !
→ 2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
→ difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot
→ Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people… I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss…
→ Let us live!!!
Let us love!!!
Let us share
the deepest secrets of our souls!!!
You first.
→ This my most beautiful SMS for you
If you read you owe me a HUG,
If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
If you save you owe me a DATE,
If you return text message to me,
You OWE me All,
But if you ignore,
You are MINe!
So wat will You do?
→ Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u –
it’s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
…. I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER
→ Today night I would like to
kiss you and bite you strongly.
Do you accept this waiting for your permission
yours lovingly Mosquito
→ Nice Kiss is on Head.
Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks.
Passionate Kiss is on Lips.
Romantic Kiss is on Neck
and
Seriously Hottest Kiss is on “IRON”
Try it now. Mmmmuah
→ Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won’t miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.
→ I know you think I’m cute,
I know you think I’m gorgeous,
but like the other guys
take a number and wait in line!!
→ A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
→ Always remember:
When a girl cancels a date
it is because She “Has To”
and
When a boy cancels a date
it si becasuse He “Has Two”
→ Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people.
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People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p
→ 1+1=2 eyes look at u…
12+12=24 hours thinking about u…
3+4=7 days in week missing u…
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U
I want to say a word to u !!
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That starts with u
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and ends on u
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that truly defines u
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that word is
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“ULLU” …..
→ I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked me
out from all the rest because he knew I”d love you the best!
→ One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart…
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS…
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**
→ Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the hell!
Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class
→ If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
→ I think you are very careless!
Yo come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
→ The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I”ll have to take a bite of you.
→ New style of proposing a girl.. “i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.
→ I wrote your name on sand
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart
& i got Heart Attack.
→ I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
→ Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don”t worry,
flirting is still free
→ U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
→ Loading the Babe meter…..
5%
17%
26%
57%
78%
99%
100% COMPLETE
Processing data..
ANALYSIS COMPLETE
You are a 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!
→ As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
→ Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
→ I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
→ Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins,the brain’s natural painkillers.
So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
→ Even if I had 1 wish… I wouldn’t wish for u to love me, coz I don’t want your love to come from a wish… but straight from your heart.
→ Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough but
I won’t miss out letting you know
That life is worth living with someone like you around.
→ Patient to dotor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.
→ Those who can’t have u hate u, those who have u can’t handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can’t refuse u!
→ L ======
O ======
V ======
E ======
L= loss of money.
o= out of mind.
v= vaste of time.
e= end of life.
So don’t LOVE.
Only pass your time.
→ I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
→ Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
&
Changed it every 3 months.
→ Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
→ Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
→ Never ask for hug,
Just take it.
Never ask do you love me,
Just say I love you.
Never say I can’t live without you,
Just say I live for you.
You have been trained.
Now go and flirt
→ U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don’t know what I mean 2 u, but u’ll always be special 2 me.
→ Cheap attitude of girls.
When a boy sends dirty sms.
She laughs for 10 minutes.
Forward that sms to her friends.
Then replies the boy
“I don’t like these kind of sms ok”
→ All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who’d b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who’d b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
→ Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
→ Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.
→ Flirting is the only job in the world,
that boys never include in their CV.
Despite having years of experiences
and number of references….:P
→ Don’t send any messages, I don’t want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
→ A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.
→ Hello!! What’s wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
→ Failure is not when…..
Your girlfriend leaves you….
Its when you don’t try for her sister….!
→ Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
→ I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
→ Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
→ AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
→ I don’t care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
→ Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
→ Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
→ Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
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boys have good IMAGINATION
→ If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?
→ Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well…Enough about ME! How about you?
→ If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
→ What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
→ Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ?
→ Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had.
→ You got the style. You got the intelligence and you sure got the body!
→ Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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→ It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you…………………. What do you say?
→ Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less … in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
→ You are just like a Bounty … a piece of paradise on earth!
→ You’re eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There’s one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
→ There are so many people in the world but in my world there’s only one and that’s you!!!
→ I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.
→ Do your feet never hurt ???? … You are wondering around my thoughts all day long….
→ Love is in the air… shit if only I had a plane right now …
→ When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,’cause I did it and I found you.
→ I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you
→ I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
→ You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.
→ If flowers were dreams that would last for ever, I would pick the most beautiful ones to send to you
→ Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.
→ Don’t listen to your mind. Listen always to your heart!
→ If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS
→ If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I’d still miss you,but at least I would be rich!
→ Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire!
→ Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life so worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it’s true that someone, somewhere, is thinking of you.
→ Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
→ If I was a fly, I would fly to you now… but I’m not so I need to stay home and cry!
→ Since I met you people are wonders and live is a big party…
→ What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you
→ If loving you is wrong,then I don’t wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter than any light.The way we must go is long,but we’ll win every fight.
→ At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you…
→ Life is much brighter with you around !
→ Don’t let your mind rule over your heart.
→ You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree … but the best way is to fall in love with ME
→ If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you …
→ Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you’re always on my mind!
→ Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.
→ If a kiss on your lips tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for ever …….
→ I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me.
→ It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel…!
→ The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
→ Where ever you’re going, I’m going your way !
→ Are you free for the rest of your life?
→ If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
→ During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!
→ I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love!
→ Love is…looking whether he is looking, and when he does, certainly not looking back!!
→ Do you have a coin? I want to call your parents to thank them.
→ I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
→ I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye ???
→ I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?
→ If I could rewrite the alphabet I’d put U and I together!
→ Hello, I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart!
→ Your daddy must be a terrorist ‘cus you’re DA BOMB!
→ Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
→ I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promise forever to be my friend!
→ Ferrari’s are red, Lambo’s are blue… but I am as happy in a mini with you.
→ Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I … I dream of you.
→ If love is a crime, lock me up, i’m guilty baby
→ If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself.
→ Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me .
→ In my dreams you’re mine, in my life you’re a dream.
→ Girls are like internet domain names… the ones I like are already taken.
→ Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven’t!
→ I saw you at a distance but you never approached, but that what did never happen, never passes!
→ If love is blind, how will she find me ?
→ Never make love in the garden or in the fields…… For love might be blind but your neighbours not!
→ The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.
→ Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you’re my friend!!!
→ There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing … are you sad and crying, you can borrow him.
→ I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights….but you I love more !
→ I would have answered your letter soonerb but you did not write me one.
→ I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!
→ I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead
→ Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?
→ I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!
Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
→ I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!
→ Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur
Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
→ If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?