Love Facebook Status Tweets
→ Dear brain, give me a break. Get that someone out of my mind, please.
→ Stages of a Relationship :] :]] 😀 : :[ :[
→ Take me as i am or watch me as i leave…
→ I Like you…I Love You…no reasons…I just do …<3
→ It takes two hands to build a relationship. with one, you can only wave a good bye.
→ Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??
→ I love you now, I loved you then! I`ll love you forever `til the end!!
→ Life is one fool thing after another. Whereas love is two fool things after each other.
→ You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved, and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it.
→ In the arithmetic of love, 1 + 1 = everything – and 2 – 1 = nothing.
→ ♥ LOVE always has it`s “ERRORS“ sometimes we try 2 “REFRESH“ then realyize it`s best 2 b “SHUTDOWN“ but the hardest part is 2 “RESTART“ your life and “REFORMAT“ your HEART ♥
→ a boy gave a girl 13 roses, 12 were real, one was fake,then the boy said to the girl, I will love you till the last rose dies.
→ The spaces between your fingers were created so that another`s could fill them in.
→ Two small kids – boy and girl were crying…
some1 asked y r u both crying???
Girl said my doll has broken..
Boy said- bcoz my doll is crying…♥ =D
→ the best thing in life is to find someone who knows all your faults but still thinks u r amazing….:)
→ “The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart”
→ A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
→ One day you will ask me what is more important 2 me, you or my life? I will say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are my life !!!
→ When I`m older, I`ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I`ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
→ Hello, I`m a thief, and I`m here to steal your heart.
→ My thoughts are free to go anywhere, but it`s surprising how often they head in your direction.
→ What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
→ We cannot do great things on this Earth, only small things with great love.
→ Every time you come to my mind, I realize I`m smiling.
→ Whenever I see a couple kissing or people holding hands, my heart whispers your name.
→ When I get older and my little daughter asks me ” mom, who was you first love? ” – I don`t want to have to pull out old photographs; I just want to point across the room and say ” he`s sitting over there “
→ Love is like Heaven, but it can hurt like Hell…
→ Love is like the wind – you can`t see it, but you can feel it. ♥
→ We are all a little weird and life`s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
→ like this status and I’ll tell you who you should be in a relationship with.
→ like my status if you are in love.
→ Every time she laughs she hopes he`s watching, not so that he sees she`s happy. But that maybe, just maybe he`ll fall for her smile just as hard as she fell for his .. ♥
→ I want a person who comes into my life by accident, and stays on purpose.
→ Goodbye is the hardest thing to say to someone who means the world to you, especially when goodbye isn`t what you want…
→ I want a guy who makes me feel alive, someone who won`t cheat, someone who will stand by my side :)…I should just marry my dog…..
→ One upon a time somthing happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be….. a fantasy, a dream come true! It was the day i met you!!
→ I wish i was your balnket, i wish i was your bed, i wish i was your pillow underneath your head, i wanna be around you, i wanna hold you tight, & be the lucky person who kisses you goodnite.
→ I know how you feel inside, I have been there before
→ The most painful & worst possible types of goodbyes, are the ones that are never said, or never even explained.
→ Dear Tummy, sorry 4 all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry 4 all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry 4 all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right.
→ You can never “just be friends” with someone you fell in love with…
→ Its hard to pretend u love someone when u don`t, but its even harder to pretend that u don`t love someone when u really do. ♥
→ Without you, tomorrows wouldn`t be worth the wait and yesterdays don`t deserve to be remembered.
→ a heart break is a blessing from God. It`s just his way of letting you realize he saved you from the wrong one.
→ Relationships are worth fighting for. But sometimes, you can`t be the only one fighting.
→ I don`t have the prettiest face for you to see or the skinniest waist for you to hold. But I do have the biggest heart to love you with.
→ Our love is like the wind… I can`t see it, but I sure can feel it.
→ When you are in Love you can`t fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.
→ (I) AM (L)UCKY T(O) HA(V)E A FRI(E)ND LIKE YO(U).
→ One chance. Two hearts.. Three words…
→ Ever since I met you, it hasn`t been the same. All you got me doing is drawing hearts around your name.
→ You can`t love someone until you love yourself.
→ Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I’m only falling apart.
→ If you never get your heart broken, you`ll never learn to love.
→ The hardest thing to do is watch someone you love, love someone else.
→ Love is based on compatibility, infatuation, chemistry and appearance.
→ this is my regular heartbeat:
this is my heartbeat whenever i see you:
→ Sitting next to you, doing absolutely nothing, means everything to me.
→ Being single doesn`t necessarily mean you`re available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says, “Do Not Disturb” on your heart. ♥
→ You can erase someone from your mind. Getting them out of your heart is another story.
→ A quote is the closest thing to letting him know how you really feel about him.
→ You`re not the one I wanna die for , you`re the one I wanna live with.
→ People say that love is in every corner……gosh! maybe i’m moving in circles..
→ Love is like a ghost, many talk about it, but little have seen it.
→ My thoughts are free to Go anywhere… but its surprising… How often they head in your direction
→ The only guy who deserves you is the one who thinks he doesn`t. ♥
→ She said, “you`re crazy”, he said, “only for you, baby”.
→ Nobody is perfect…until you fall in love with them.
→ You`re Someone I`ve Liked
from themovement we ment,
Someone who`s always
too nice to forget-
No wonder my toughts
turn so gladly your way
With lots of good wishs
on Valentine`s Day
→ Some love 1, some love 2
I love 1 & that is you.
→ You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me
→ Lover – L = Over. Funny how one tiny thing can change so much.
→ If you`re going to trust someone with your heart, make sure they have a heart of their own so they know how it feels when it`s broken.
→ We never really move on, all you can do is find someone else to think about.
→ The Brain Is The Most Outstanding Organ. It Works For 24 Hrs , 365 Days, Right From Your Birth Until You Fall In Love.
→ Love is patient, love is kind. love will make you lose your mind.
→ You taught me to fall but didn`t teach me to stand up again.
→ Dear Cupid, next time shoot us both ? – Love, hopeless girl whose wanting to be fallen love by her crush.
→ *On Chat* Girl:How much do u like me? *no response* *1hr later* Girl:R u there? Guy:O sorry i was typeing a really long number!
→ True love isn`t love at first sight but love at every sight.
→ “U really love her, don`t you?” a psychological question,no name was mentioned but suddenly,someone came into your mind ♥
→ When u really love someone, age, distance, height, weight.. is just a damn number ♥
→ U can never “just be friends” with somebody u used to love, simply because a little part of u will ALWAYS love them.
→ When i first met u… I Had No Idea That You`d Be This Important To Me ♥
→ “At Childhood We Always Wanted 2 Grow Big.. But Now We Realise Tht Broken Pencils & Unfilled Homework Was Better Than Broken ♥s & Busy life”
→ “can`t blame gravity for falling in love.” ~ Albert Einstein
→ You make me smile like the sun, Fall outta bed, Sing like a bird, Dizzy in my head, Spin like a record. ♥
→ It`s sad when you think something can last forever, and the other person isn’t as fully committed as you are.
→ If you like me, Tell Me. If you miss me, Show it. If you love me, Prove it.
→ I turned out liking you, A lot more than I originally planned.
→ True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable…
→ I`m not addicted to texting, I`m addicted to the person i`m texting.
→ Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error
→ Never recycle a past relationship. Because if it didn`t work out before, what makes you think it would this time?
→ I wish I knew what I was getting into before I started to care this much.
→ Falling for you☑ Losing you☑ Crying over you☑ Getting over you☐
→ If I could re-arrange the alphabet I`d put “u” and “i” together, wait… thats already on the keyboard 🙂
→ If Someone Waits For U it Dosnt Mean that they Have Nothing Else To Do., It Just Means That Nothing Else is More Important Than U ♥!
→ I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
→ They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.
→ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
→ Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
→ My girlfriend asked me, “Do You believe in love at first sight”? I said, “At the first sight of what”?
→ Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent.
→ It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!
→ Single people who are bitter on Valentine’s Day are more annoying than couples who actually celebrate this day.
→ would like to remind any unhappy souls today that St Valentine was beaten to death with clubs
→ If I ever write a love song it will be about a guy who doesn’t snore and loves to cook.
→ I didn’t trip, I just attacked the floor with my mad ninja skills
→ When the I in “I love you” becomes more important than the “you,” the word in the middle just fades away.
→ I never feel sorry for people who are alone on Valentine’s Day. I feel sorry for people who have someone but still feel alone.
→ Instead of celebrating Valentine’s Day this year, I’m celebrating Discount Chocolate Tuesday.
→ The quickest way to get someone’s attention is to no longer want it.
→ I love it when people call me at 3 AM. “Hey, are you asleep?” “No, I’m skydiving.”
→ Some people are meant to be in love with each other…but not meant to be together.
→ I love the feeling when you finally turn off your light and get in bed and think, “I have been wanting to do this since 7:00 this morning.”
→ If you love someone set them free. Then send them a text message every hour letting them know you’ve set them free.
→ I’m pretty sure I love my drug dealer more than my parents..
→ I’m addicted to the show Intervention.
→ I’m gonna invent a “Like Collar”. It’s basically a dog collar that shocks at excessive use of the word “like”
→ My roommate just put cream cheese on his bagel before he put it in the toaster
→ Dating a Ninja is hard work
→ Young Love. Full of promise, full of hope. Ignorant of reality.
→ Going to the mall today to sit on Cupid’s lap and tell him who I want for Valentine’s day.
→ THEY’RE going THERE with THEIR friends. Seriously it’s not rocket science.
→ If you’re 17 and your 200 year old lover won’t turn you into a vampire so you can be together forever, he’s just not that into you.
→ I tolerate you better than I do anyone else” is the new “I love you.”
→ Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin – it’s the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
→ Shoutout to all the guys who’s “Valentine” is on they period
→ A zombie boyfriend will love you for your brain and not your body.
→ I do believe in love at first sight which is why I quit looking homeless people in the eyes. Just can’t risk it.
→ I love it when I hear lyrics that totally apply to my current situation.
→ Why give second chances when there are people waiting for their first?
→ nothing to do but always love you
→ True love when you`re no longer wanting him/her, but you need them.
→ It was hard for me to walk away. But even harder when you didn`t even bother to try and stop me.
→ A relationship is like a job. You have to work hard to get in it, and you have to work even harder to stay in it…
→ Love can`t be proven with poems, promises, or presents. Sometimes, only pain and patience can prove it.
→ True love doesan`t have a happy ending. It has NO ending
→ They say Love isn`t a game. Why are there so many players then?
→ What if the label had fallen off and you didn’t know it was a can of worms?
→ Sometimes the feelings we start to have again are feelings that never really went away in the first place.
→ [I] shou[L]d be [OVE]r [YOU]
→ My wife and I are doing the same thing for Valentine’s Day that we do every year: Laughing at all the people who spend too much money!
→ You always remember your first crush. Mine was Orange.
→ Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn’t given freely by the other person, it isn’t worth having…
→ You say you hate him but you constantly think of him, re-read his messages & check his FB profile.
→ When I say I want someone with a sense of humor I mean I want someone with MY sense of humor.
→ They say you dont know what you got till its gone….but you dont know what you’ve been missing, until its arrived!….
→ Shout out to my EX for making room for something better to come into my life.
→ With a right person, even a simple song will turn into a beautiful melody ♥
→ Deleting my feelings for you…….. ERROR! File too big!
→ Everything is so much more funny, when you have someone to laugh with.
→ Love is not about how much you say “I love you”, but how much you can prove that it’s true.
→ I’m lucky for having you but i must say, you’re luckier for having me.