Suggestions For Facebook Status
→ Ticklinq Is Such a Weird Thinq , Youu HATE It But Always End Up Lauqhinq !
→ Yes, I know there is dog hair on my shirt and the sofa. No, Im not getting rid of the dog. I would get rid of YOU FIRST.
→ If you like me then raise your hand. If not then raise your standards. 🙂
→ They say a picture is worth a thousand words,but when i look at yours,I`m speechless ♥!
→ Admit it. You’re the “advice giver” to a problematic friend, but when it comes to your own problems you can’t find a solution.
→ Once in a lifetime you meet a person that takes your breath away, and it`s not because you want them to, it`s because they`re meant to.
→ Acting like you`re texting when you see someone you don`t want to talk to.
→ you never truly realize what you`ve lost…until someone else has it.
→ Three steps to move on. CTRL + ALT + DEL. Control yourself, look for an alternative solution and delete the situation that hurts you.
→ When someone says to me “I hate you.” I automatically respond “I love you too.”
→ don’t mean to brag but my mum said I was the coolest person ever
→ Hates a strong word….Yeah, thats why I used it.
→ Hi spider, nice spider, let me pet you … with my shoe …good spider
→ Saying “ME TOO!”, or “YEP!” even if you didn`t read or hear what the person said.
→ I spent my whole childhood wishing I was older. Now I’m older, it sucks.
→ Try exploring my mind and you won`t sleep in 3 days.
→ The only thing worse than awkward silence, is when that silence is broken by an awkward “Soooo anyways.”
→ Its easy to loose. But hard to find.
→ The best things in life are unseen; That`s why we close our eyes to kiss, to cry, and to dream.
→ The best feeling in the world is seeing someone smile and knowing that you were the reason why.
→ I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
→ Touching things that say “Do not touch.”
→ Saying “Or Not” When People Do the Complete Opposite of What You Just Said
→ No one loves the man whom he fears.
→ Right now you`re on facebook.. thinking about the assignment thats due tomorrow… you have loads to do but you`re too lazy to do it
→ Sarcastic replies on facebook.
→ I`m not arguing, I`m just explaining why I`m right.
→ Stupid questions deserve sarcastic answers.
→ Haters exist because we all need fans.
→ Hope for the best, expect the worst, life`s a play and we`re all unrehearsed.
→ Not finishing a sentence because your laughing too hard about the ending.
→ Arguing about who`s cuter (;
→ I won`t live for ever… So it`s now or never.. =)
→ Don’t tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
→ You`re like the stars, you shine so bright. But it`s not easy to reach you.
→ Three Words To Live By Never say never. 🙂
→ No matter what you are to the rest of the world, you are everything to me.
→ The awkward moment when you`re telling the truth and someone still accuses you of lying.
→ FEAR of getting hurt stands in between something amazing and being alone.
→ I like it when you smile, but I love it more when I am the reason.
→ They say the more you laugh the longer you`ll live. thanks to my friends, i`m never gonna die!
→ Life is simple, we make it complicated
→ Be honest. It`s one of the few things in life you can control.
→ The truth often be like what you don`t like, but that`s life. Deal with and try to get used to it
→ Never be afraid to do something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the titanic.
→ Calling someone fake wont make you real. Calling someone ugly wont make you pretty. Calling someone stupid wont make you smart.
→ Even though we yelled at each other, it’s still nice to know he cared.
→ Goodbye is the hardest, because you leave with memories.
→ Just Because you know my name, doesn`t mean you know me.