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I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorow.

Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.

A bell is no bell ’til u ring it, a song is no song ’til u sing it & luv in ur heart wasn’t put there to stay-luv isn’t luv ’til you give it away.

I hate u when u smile at me coz u make me crazy. I hate u when u talk to me coz u make me run out of words. I hate u when I see u coz u make me luv u more.

I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it.

If sumone throws a stone towards u, throw luv towards him but if sumone throw luv towards u, then sit for a while & think coz luv hurts more than stone.

Devote time to enjoy; it’s the secret of youth. Devote time for friends; it’s the path to happiness. Devote time to luv n b loved; it’s the source of pleasure.

Give laugh to all but smile to one; Give cheeks to all but lips to one; Give luv to all but heart to one; Let everybody luv u but u luv one.b

What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. Luv U!

God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day and I just caught one that’s so nice and true… it’s you!

I’m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb tears. Don’t throw me after use but when u feel cold burn me to feel warm coz I Luv U

To Luv some1 is madness, 2b loved by some1 is a Gift, Loving some1 who loves u is a duty, but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.

When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I’ll always be there 4 you.

I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, ‘I Love You,’ and the way you’re always there.

If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don’t worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.

U want & u get, that’s luck, U want & u wait, that’s time. U want but u compromise, that’s life. And U want & u wait & u don’t compromise that’s LOVE.

Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.

I don’t care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!

A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted.

Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.

Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.

If loving u is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we’ll win every fight.

Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else’s heart still continues to beat.

You put the fun in together, The sad in apart, The hope in tomorrow, The joy in my heart.

If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me!

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn’t as beautiful as you. 2

Never waste an opportunity 2 say ‘I love U’ to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u’ll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.

If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.

What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt than hv a heart without U

Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.

I Trust You’ is a better compliment than ‘I Love You’ because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.

When we were kids, we couldn’t wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.

Tell me that you love me But only if it s true Hold me in your arms Never let me go Kiss me on my lips So sweet and slow Tell me that you love me But only if it s true Cause let me tell you something I m so in love with you.

some love one some love two i love one that is you………?

My 1 heart 2 eyes 7 litre blood 206 bones 5.5 million red cells 60 trillion D N A s… says i love u

Dont place me in ur eyes, i may fall as a tear, place me in ur heart, so that every beat reminds u, that someone is there… for u!!

Some 1 r bers, somebody cares, ur name is whispered in somebodys prayers, keep d bright hope of sunshine in view, some 1 is always thinkin of u,

Dont love a friend like flower bcos flower dies in season,love them like river bcos river flow for ever

mountain on mountain their are some bricks , in my heart someone is fixed.

If I ll ever have to gift you something, then I ll gift you the ability to see yourself from my eyes… Then you will know, how special you are to me…!

I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i’m falling in love with you!
Alone when i open my palms & look at cris-cross lines, i always wonder which 1 of d lines made me so lucky dat i’ve got such sweetheart like u
Luv the heart that hurts you. Dont hurt the heart that luvs you . For the world you are someone .For someone you are the world.

They say..’as long as someone cares for u,LIFE isnt a waste. So whn things go terribly wrong and u feel like giving up… Please remember.. “I DO CARE..!

Rich in gud luks.. its u, Rich in gud eyes.. its u, Rich in heart.. its u, Rich in frndship… Wait 1minut… its me coz i hav “U”

I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was….I Luv U

What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart.

U’ll always be mine 4 now & 4ever. U’ll always be mine 4 u r my treasure. U’ll always be mine please tell me its true. Please be mine 4ever. I’ll always luv u

if Roses were Black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!

Luv is like a cloud… luv is like a dream… luv is 1 word and everything in between… luv is a fairytale come true… Coz I found luv when I found U

The way u look into my eyes, it scares me, The way u say I Luv U, it scares me, The way u know just what to say, it scares me, The ways u scare me I luv it.

Luv is born with the pleasure of luking at each other, it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other, it is concluded with the impossibility of separation!

When you love someone, it’s nothing. When someone loves you, it’s somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it’s everything

In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason but when the luv is real it becomes your plan 4 life n reason 4 living.

A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u’re always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.

Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true, Luv not three, Luv not four Luv d one who luvs u more, Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks, Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d one who really waits