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→ Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
→ I’m bigger and better than the Titanic … only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
→ I’m good at math, U+I=69
→ I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.
→ If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
→ If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK
→ Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s.
→ Please help the homeless. Take me home with you…
→ Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain’t 3.5 inches and it sure ain’t floppy.
→ What’s a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
→ Will you be my Xmas cracker? I’d really like to pull you.
→ Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
→ You are a 9.999. Well, you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
→ You’re good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
→ Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever saw.
→ Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
→ Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
→ Baicarumba…are those real?
→ Be unique and different, just say yes.
→ Can I flirt with you?
→ Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
→ Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
→ Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.
→ Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
→ Greetings and salivations
→ Honey, I’m new in this town – dya think I could have directions to your house.
→ I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
→ I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor … what say we tie up for the night?
→ I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list.
→ If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?
→ Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
→ That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
→ Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
→ Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
→ I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.
→ I wonder what our children will look like.
→ I’m wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won’t kiss off?
→ If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
→ If you were a car, I’d wax and ride you all over town.
→ If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning”.
→ It must be cold in here – or are you just happy to see me?
→ Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?
→ That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
→ The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
→ There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass.
→ There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself.
→ Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
→ You’re so hot, your ass is on fire.
→ Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
→ I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
→ Grab yer bag Doll…you’ve just pulled…
→ I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
→ If beauty were an hour, you’d be a second.
→ There’s just one thing your eyes haven’t told me yet….you’re name.
→ Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
→ What time do you have to be back in heaven?
→ Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
→ You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
→ You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I’m 20.
→ You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
→ You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
→ You’re like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
→ Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
→ Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
→ Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
→ Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
→ Got two nipples for a dime?
→ Help, somethings wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.
→ Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
→ Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
→ I think I feel like Richard Gere – I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
→ I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
→ Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!
→ You’re eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.
→ You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!
→ You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
→ Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
→ Do you want to see something swell?
→ Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
→ Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember – it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
→ Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
→ Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
→ Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
→ I have 4 words for you “Hol I Day Inn”.
→ If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
→ If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
→ Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.
→ Screw me if I’m wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
→ The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s say we head back to your place and spread the word.
→ You’ve been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!
→ Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!
→ Do I know you from somewhere, because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on?
→ Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
→ I bet you $40 you’re gonna turn me down.
→ I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
→ I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
→ I’m betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
→ Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
→ Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.
→ When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
→ Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
→ You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I’ll do it your way
→ You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
→ You know the Power company is looking for you coz you’re so electrifying.
→ You know, I ain’t this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet.
→ You’re like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can’t stop ya
→ As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
→ I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
→ Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
→ Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
→ Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?
→ Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
→ Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
→ Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
→ Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
→ Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
→ I’m a frog but if u kiss me I’ll turn into a prince
→ Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
→ Excuse me, I’m looking for a friend…do you want to be my friend?
→ For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
→ Gee, for a fat girl you sure don’t sweat much.
→ Go up to a girl, ask her: “Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?” She says no. Then wink.
→ Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
→ Hi, I’ve been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it’s time to see if I’m right.
→ Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, “Now that I’ve broken the ice, lets talk”
→ Nice dress, it’d look good on my bedroom floor
→ Hold out two fingers and say: “Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?” (I don’t know.) “Cause they’re mine sweetheart.”
→ I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.
→ I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
→ I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
→ If a women asks, “Excuse me, do you have the time?” You should answer: “Yeah! Do you have the energy?”
→ The only thing that matters is that we’re together.
→ I’msorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. .
→ Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
→ Is you father a lumberjack Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
→ I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
→ Hey…somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
→ Say, did we go to different schools together?
→ The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
→ There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
→ Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you’ve never met and say, “Come on, we’re leaving.”
→ You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
→ You know, you’re very easy on the eyes…and very hard on my erection.
→ Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes?
→ Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
→ You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.
→ Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
→ Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
→ I’m bigger and better than the Titanic … only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
→ I’m good at maths, U+I=69
→ I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.
→ If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
→ If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK
→ Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s.
→ Please help the homeless. Take me home with you…
→ Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain’t 3.5 inches and it sure ain’t floppy.
→ What’s a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
→ Will you be my Xmas cracker? I’d really like to pull you.
→ Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
→ You are a 9.999. Well, you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
→ You’re good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
→ Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever saw.
→ Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
→ I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
→ Grab yer bag Doll…you’ve just pulled…
→ I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
→ If beauty were an hour, you’d be a second.
→ There’s just one thing your eyes haven’t told me yet….you’re name.
→ Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
→ What time do you have to be back in heaven?
→ Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
→ You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
→ You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I’m 20.
→ You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
→ You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
→ You’re like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast
→ Be unique and different, say yes.
→ Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
→ Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
→ Hi. Are you cute?
→ I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
→ I’m easy. Are you?
→ I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
→ I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.
→ Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
→ So….How am I doin’?
→ Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?
→ I think about you when I masturbate.
→ Are we related? Do you want to be?
→ Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
→ Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee.
→ Do you know how to use a whip?
→ Excuse me, do you live around here often?
→ Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
→ Hey babe…can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
→ Hey babe…can you suck start a Harley?
→ Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
→ Hold out two fingers and say: “Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?” (I don’t know.) “‘Cause they’re mine sweetheart.”
→ I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin’…
→ I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
→ I’m not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
→ I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
→ If I could be anything, I’d love to be your bathwater.
→ Like the look of your crotch.
→ Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you’d mind if I fantasize about you?
→ Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
→ Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
→ Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we met.
→ Of course there’s lots of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d love to catch and mount back at my place.
→ Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
→ How was Heaven when you left it?
→ You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
→ Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of ‘edible’.
→ I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
→ You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
→ You should be someone’s wife.
→ Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
→ You’ve made me so nervous that I’ve totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
→ Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
→ Is your name Gillette? …coz you’re the best a man can get.
→ If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
→ It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.