TXT & SMS Chat Up Lines Status
→ Put your crash helmet on, you’re going through the head board.
→ Do you believe in love at first sight…or do I have to walk by again?
→ There’s a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!
→ I’m not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock!
→ Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That’s where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
→ Hey let’s go fuck and do the talking later.
|→ Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something rising.|
|→ Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?|
|→ Here’s 10p ring home and tell your mum that you wont be coming home tonight!|
|→ I’m new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?|
|→ Your daddy must have been a hunter because you’re a fox!|
|→ Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you’re the bomb!|
|→ Do you want to go and do what I’m going to tell my mates we did anyway?|
|→ I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed|
|→ I lost my phone number, can I have yours?|
|→ Is it hot in here or is it you?|
|→ Fuck me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?|
|→ If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.|
|→ Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.|
|→ How about you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?|
|→ I hope you know CPR, ’cause you take my breath away.|
|→ My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.|
|→ Get your coat love, you’ve pulled.|
|→ I didn’t believe in angels until I meet you!|
|→ I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?|
|→ You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming|
|→ Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?|
|→ Hi, my name’s Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?|
|→ Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there|
|→ If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours|
|→ Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.|
|→ Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that!|
|→ I’m like Domino’s Pizza, if you don’t come in 30 minutes the next one is free…|
|→ You’re like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can’t stop you!|
|→ Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!|
|→ Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it’s a gem!|
|→ You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?|
→ do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again
→ if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me
→ My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.
→ “r ur legs tired”? coz uve been runnin through my mined all day
→ There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?
→ if i cood re arrange da alphabet i wood put u and i together
→ ive lost my teddy bear…….do u want to sleep with me tonight?
→ is youre father a robber ? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ?
→ U gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written All over ya!
→ im no fred flintstone but i’ll make ur bedrock