TXT & SMS Chat Up Lines Status
→ Put your crash helmet on, you’re going through the head board.
→ Do you believe in love at first sight…or do I have to walk by again?
→ There’s a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!
→ I’m not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock!
→ Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That’s where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
→ Hey let’s go fuck and do the talking later.
| → Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something rising. |
| → Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? |
| → Here’s 10p ring home and tell your mum that you wont be coming home tonight! |
| → I’m new in town, can you give me directions to your flat? |
| → Your daddy must have been a hunter because you’re a fox! |
| → Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you’re the bomb! |
| → Do you want to go and do what I’m going to tell my mates we did anyway? |
| → I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed |
| → I lost my phone number, can I have yours? |
| → Is it hot in here or is it you? |
| → Fuck me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me? |
| → If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together. |
| → Do you know what’d look good on you? Me. |
| → How about you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up? |
| → I hope you know CPR, ’cause you take my breath away. |
| → My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it. |
| → Get your coat love, you’ve pulled. |
| → I didn’t believe in angels until I meet you! |
| → I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? |
| → You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming |
| → Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized? |
| → Hi, my name’s Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman? |
| → Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there |
| → If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours |
| → Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard. |
| → Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that! |
| → I’m like Domino’s Pizza, if you don’t come in 30 minutes the next one is free… |
| → You’re like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can’t stop you! |
| → Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see! |
| → Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it’s a gem! |
| → You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more? |
→ do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again
→ if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me
→ My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.
→ “r ur legs tired”? coz uve been runnin through my mined all day
→ There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?
→ if i cood re arrange da alphabet i wood put u and i together
→ ive lost my teddy bear…….do u want to sleep with me tonight?
→ is youre father a robber ? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ?
→ U gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written All over ya!
→ im no fred flintstone but i’ll make ur bedrock