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→ When life gives you trouble: you can get bitter or better.

→ It`s a little too late, I`m a little too gone, a little too tired of just hanging on.

→ When the past calls, let it go to voicemail.. it`s got nothing new to say.

→ Listen to your heart, it may be on your left, but it is always right! =)

→ Cutting my wings won`t keep me safe,it will make me fall when i try to reach the sky.

→ People don`t always change. Sometimes they`re just starting to show you who they REALLY are.

→ Life is like a Roller-coaster, it has it`s ups and downs, but remember the downs don`t last as long as the ups..

→ A song is a moment, a friend is a time, and a best friend is a lifetime.

→ Just because you`re not committed in any romantic relationship.. Doesn`t mean it could keep you from heartaches.

→ Alone doesn`t mean lonely, lonely doesn`t have to be alone.

→ D.R.A.M.A. —> [D]umbass [R]etards [A]sking for [M]ore [A]ttention

→ “If you have a chance to take
the moment that you know will
be memorable, grab it. Always
remember that the word NEXT
TIME is always too far.” 🙂

→ Sometimes the right one for you is the one who was there the whole time.

→ Don`t depend on anyone in this world. Because even your shadow leaves you when you`re in darkness.

→ Dear Heart, Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that`s it.

→ It`s quite ironic that in life, the person that brings out the best in you and makes you strong.. is actually your weakness.

→ Its not wrong to be nice to everybody, but learn to be true to only a few so you won`t end up being betrayed by someone whom you`ve trusted.

→ If they can`t swallow facts, let them eat fiction.

→ Crying won`t solve your problem, but it makes you feel better somehow

→ I think of you in colours that don`t exist.

→ Don’t trust too much. Don’t love too much. Don’t hope too much. Because that too much can hurt you so much.

→ Guys fall in love with what they see. Girls fall in love with what they hear. That`s why girls wear make up and guys lie.

→ “It`s impossible,” said pride. “It`s risky,” said experience. “It`s pointless,” said reason. “Give it a try,” said the heart.

→ Don`t cry over the past, it`s gone. Don`t stress about the future, it hasn`t arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful.

→ People can`t change the truth, but the truth can change people.

→ Being strong doesn`t always mean you can handle what`s thrown at you. It just means you`re prepared to ignore whatever it is that hurts you.

→ People can steal your ideas, but they can never come close to stealing your intellect.

→ Remember: You are unique, but then again so is everyone else in this world.

→ Your life is a book; don’t jump to the end to see if it’s worth it. Just enjoy life and fill those pages with beautiful memories.

→ ” LOL ” is the new way of saying ” I really have nothing to say. “

→ A good apology has 3 parts:1. I`m sorry 2. It was my fault 3. How can I make it right? But usually people forget the 3rd part!

→ Family, friends, a good laugh and beautiful weather are the best medicine.

→ F.R.I.E.N.D.S = [F]ight for you. [R]espect you. [I]nvolve you. [E]ncourage you. [N]eed you. [D]eserve you. [S]ave you.’

→ I live for the nights I can`t remember with people I won`t forget.

→ We only hear what we want to hear. We only see what we want to see. Until reality hits.

→ Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Someone will always be younger. But they will never be you.

→ Cry doesn`t always make you feel better but cry can make you tell how you really feel.

→ Life is like Adidas and Nike, “Nothing is impossible” so “Just Do It”

→ Look like an innocent flower, but be the serpent under it.

→ A celebrity = someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognize!!

→ If you treat someone like a celebrity then you`ll only be treated like a fan.

→ Roses are red, violets are blue, time is gold when i`m with you.

→ The best quote is not the one with longest words or beautiful words, its when the quote matches our feelings when we read it.

→ There`s no such thing as a terrible person, just a person who has lost their way.

→ “On the bright side, a horrible tragedy really shows you who your true friends are.”

→ Never apologize for showing ur true feelings. When you do, you apologize for the truth.

→ Act like rain, carefree. Love like ocean, never ending. Be bright like sun, warming up someone`s day. Have an amazing & blessed day(:

→ If the road is beautiful then worry about the destination, but if the destination is beautiful then don`t worry about the road.

→ just because you never got your own fairytale, doesn`t mean you don`t get a happily ever after.

→ If I got paid of caring you. I`d be a billionaire.

→ When the world gives you thousands of reasons to cry, Show the world that you have millions of reasons to smile.

→ My mom says you are what you eat. that`s funny, because I haven`t eaten any sexy beasts recently.

→ I know a few people hate me,because I`m not good.
but many people love me because they know that
I`m not too bad,,,,,,:)

→ Don`t run from your fears – when they catch up with you, you`ll be too tired to fight

→ Work hard is necessary, but there are times when we need to stop, sit and laugh.

→ Best friends are like parents, you don`t like what they`re saying, but they always love you enough to tell you what`s right!

→ Life is full of fake people. Before you decide to judge them, make sure you`re not one of them.

→ Happiness starts with one word, one joke, one text, one phone call, one song, one kiss, one hug and stops with one mistake.

→ Don`t Trust Money, it gives Bed but not Sleep.It gives Books but not Mind, It gives Luxuries but not Happiness. So Transfer it to My Account

→ Pictures can`t replace being there & memories can`t replace moments.

→ Always follow your heart .
but, Take your brain with you . 🙂

→ Sometimes friends can let you down, but once in a while they are the only reason that you are standing up

→ Experience is how life catches up with us and teaches us to love and forgive each other.

→ its funny how the people I meet in the weirdest ways, are usually the most amazing.

→ Love your haters. They`re ur biggest fans. Because they keep on wasting time just to watch your every move!

→ There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few can catch your heart.

→ It`s not about the ones who act true to your face. It`s about the ones that remain true behind your back

→ Texting with your pinky because you`re eating.

→ Sometimes no matter how many people care for you, what matters the most is what that one person thinks.

→ Girls know how to fake a smile, boys know how to fake their feelings.

→ People might change but there are two things that you can`t change them. Their name, and the memories you`ve had with them.

→ If you leave without a reason, don`t come back with an excuse.

→ Always listen to your heart. Even though it`s on your left side, it`s always right

→ Go ahead, take chances. Say no. Spend all your cash. Be random. Say I love you. Cry. Tell a jerk what you think. Live life. Regret nothing.

→ There are a lot people who call you by your name, but there is only ONE PERSON who can make it sound so SPECIAL.

→ they say best friends are hard to find: well that`s cause the best ones are already mine…:)

→ Sometimes the memories are worth the pain.

→ Cartoons; the only place you can wear the same thing everyday and no one really cares.

→ When Ever you are Criticized,don`t get Upset. Always remember this…. No stones are thrown on a Fruitless Tree.

→ Chances are like thieves! We don`t know when they`ll come, and we don`t realize how much we`ve lost until they are gone.

→ Don’t let your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see. Don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.

→ The worst feeling is pretending you don`t care about something, when really it`s all you seem to think about.

→ No ones perfect. Everybody makes mistakes. That`s why pencils have erasers..

→ Dear ` (: ` you are doing it wrong! Sincerely ` 🙂 `

→ Nobody is perfect so if you want something perfect go buy yourself a barbie.

→ Just because no one believes you can do it, doesn`t mean you can`t. Believe in yourself and just DO it.

→ Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted.

→ Relationships are like TATTOOS. They LOOK better than they FEEL.

→ Black and White are colors, not people!!! LIKE to Stop Racism

→ “Quick! Pretend you are sleeping!!!!!” This trick never gets old..

→ Some people are like clouds when they go away the day gets brighter

→ Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

→ Sometimes we let affection go unspoken and our love go unexpressed. Especially towards those we love the best.

→ Try to say the letter B without your lips touching.

→ Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.

→ Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth – a sense of HUMOR.

→ Yawning Is your body`s way of saying 20% of battery remaining.

→ Ironic how there is still “ex” in “next”… guess life is just a cycle between exes and nexts.

→ The funniest thing about this sentence, is that by the time you realize it says absolutely nothing, it will be to late to stop reading it.