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→ No matter how much sleep I get, I`m always tired when I get up for school !

→ Drawing an arrow on the bottom so the teacher knows to flip the page over! LIKE if you do this. 😀

→ “OH, I GET IT! ” ( Teacher walks away ) ” Dude, i STILL dont get it”

→ The more you learn, the more you know! The more you know, the more you forget! The more you forget, the less you know So.. Why learn? 😀

→ I`ve probably learned more from Google than I have from school.

→ 3 things that should not be asked..1. A man`s wage 2. A woman`s age AND 3. A students percentage. It hurts..

→ Hey Google why don`t you sit next to me during my exam?

→ Math was SO much easier when i was a little kid!

→ I am sooo excited for school to start again!! *School starts* I hate school.

→ The Longest 5 Mins. in the World is The Last 5 mins. of a LECTURE!!! While The Shortest 5 Mins. is The Last 5 mins. of an EXAM!!!

→ Oh hi life, I didn`t see you behind all that school!

→ “Why are you talking during my lesson?” … “Why are you teaching during my conversation?”

→ Making your font look bigger so it looks like you`ve written more.

→ Realizing you borrowed the pen you`re sticking in your mouth.

→ Teacher: “Why don`t you have a writing utensil?” You: “Its 7AM, you`re lucky I`m even dressed.”

→ Even though I finished my test first, I wait for someone else to get up.

→ If teachers are so smart, why do they ask us questions?

→ “I wanna go home”…”Dude School just started…”

→ I Love It when I guess a answer in the Exam and get it right 🙂

→ Engineering is like walking in a park and the park is

→ So what`s the point of being on holiday when I have tons of homework?

→ The awkward moment in class when someone stares at you for no reason.

→ Like if your teacher changes the slides too damn fast!

→ Elementary School- *crying* I DIDN`T DO MY HOMEWORK!!! .. Middle School- I didn`t do it… .. High School- We had homework?

→ Without school it`s really hard to know what day it is.

→ I`ve probably learned more from google then I have from school.

→ How when your sitting in class and the teacher calls on you and asks what the answer is, and you just sit there with a blank look on your face in dead silence !!

→ When someone asks, “How old Are You?” “16?17?” And you reply, ” No actually I`m 13.” 😉

→ i Love That “5 Minutes Left In School” Feeling.

→ `Would you like to share that with the class?` No, thats why i whispered it.

→ Fact: not all goodbyes are sad. Example: “goodbye, class.”

→ Father opens the school card & sees all bad grades. “What do u have 2 say about this, son?” “Well, Dad, at least you know I’m not cheating!”

→ “Can I copy your homework?” “Yeah, but the answers are probably all wrong” “I don`t care, Thanks!”

→ Dear LETTERS: Please stay in the ALPHABET. Sincerely, an ALGEBRA student

→ Teacher: Molly, how can you prove the world is round? Molly: I never said it was.

→ Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line? Little Kid: I tried, but somebody was already there.

→ Difference between love and exams. Love: lots of thoughts in mind, but no guts to express. Exams: lots of guts but no thoughts in mind

→ Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help, in fact it will only make me talk more.

→ that feeling you get when you understand something in math

→ Start of the school year: brand new awesome folders, pencils and pens. End of the school year: one pen.

→ L.E.C.T.U.R.E.S = Literally Effective in Causing The United Response of Everyone Sleeping.

→ when you hear your parents footsteps, the text book is suddenly open 😉

→ Realizing you borrowed the pen you’re sticking in your mouth

→ During exams, We look UP for Inspiration. DOWN for Desperation. LEFT AND RIGHT for Information. ;]

→ That Awkward Moment.. when you`re about to cheat, but you see the teachers looking right at you so you pretend to look around

→ That awesome moment when the teacher asks u a question, thinking u wasn`t paying attention. Then u answer right, it`s like What now! B*-ch!

→ Hey Google, why don`t you sit next to me during my exam? 😉

→ No Mom, It doesnt matter whether I go to bed at 9:00pm Or 2:00am When I wake up tomorrow at 6am I`ll be tired either way.

→ *taking test* B …B …B …B …B …Hold up! 1 of these has to be wrong.

→ Teacher: your only homework is to study, don`t forget! Class: WOOOHOOO! NO HOMEWORK!!!

→ Teacher – if you add 5 oranges to the 9 oranges, then what will you get?? Student – A Math problem -_-

→ Dear Kindergarten children, If you don`t like nap time, please give it to us. Sincerely, High School students.

→ My class turns to a jungle in seconds after the teacher walks out.

→ Only in math problems can you buy like tons of watermelons and no one will be suspicious of it.

→ That WTF moment when You make plans & get all excited, then your mother says no.

→ Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. So moving my seat won`t help. Sincerely, student.

→ Be nice to the nerds, they will be your boss one day :-B

→ I HATE when people volunteer to read in class… and can`t read.

→ Friend: Hey can I copy your homework? Me: Wait… we had homework?!

→ Your college friends know who you are, but your high school friends know why.

→ There will be always that one teacher asking you a question and your friend next to you whispering the answer.

→ That proud moment when: You say something funny in class, and everyone laughs at it.

→ I was good at math until the Alphabet came in.

→ The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.

→ College is a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

→ Teacher: 3 girls are walking in the road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.
student: WOW!

→ Dear dude sitting next to me, I can see you copying my test…. Sincerely, joke`s on you, I didn`t study either.

→ *STUDYING* The above dangerous stunts are performed only by trained professionals so! don`t try this at school or at home

→ just sitting in class,Nodding your head,When all of a sudden you hear “Make sure you know that,it will be on the test.” And you`re like “Wait, what?”

→ ☑ Like-ing ☑ Eating ☑ Listening to music ☐ Studying.

→ S.T.U.D.Y = Sleeping, Talking, Unlimited Texting, Dreaming, Yawning.

→ When someone randomly falls out of their chair during class.

→ Struggling to do your exercise? Do it early in the morning, before your brain figures out what the hell is going on!!

→ I wish studying for an exam was as easy as remembering lyrics. I`d pass every exam.

→ Height of Geniousity….
When i was at school,
someone stole my rough notes….
now they call it as…


“Oxford Dictionary“

→ My teacher always is talking to her imaginary friend named “Class”.

→ start of school, amazing pens, pencils etc. end of school, i`m left with one pen.

→ You know you`re not paying attention in class when you start to doodle on the paper.

→ 3 Ways to write in EXAM: Look up for INSPIRATION, Look down for CONCENTRATION and Look around for INFORMATION!

→ The best 2 days of school are always the first and the last

→ That awkward moment when you find out someone from your school is following you on twitter.

→ Dear James Bond, I have an impossible mission for you.. My next exams. Sincerely, Depressed Student.

→ School may be hard, annoying, and irritating. But admit it, you’re going to miss it when it ends.

→ TEACHER: What does “coincidence” mean? Student: Funny, I was just going to ask you that. 🙂

→ That awkward moment when you`re about to cheat, but you see the teachers looking right at you so you pretend to look around 😛

→ You know it`s summer when you wake up not knowing what day of the week it is

→ You probably won`t remember the test u failed but u`ll never forget the person u were with the night before, when u decided not to study.

→ Mom: “How was school?” You: “Good.” Mom: “What did you do?” You: “Nothing.”

→ I was born intelligent education ruined my life.

→ The ONE DAY I`m absent from school is the ONE DAY everything happens!

→ The awkward moment when a teacher you don`t like says good things about you to your parents… O_O

→ Whenever I try to study I always end up laying on my bed doing some random stuff.

→ Everytime I see “Explain.” on a test, a part of me dies…

→ Awkward Moment : You and your friend are talking in class and everyone else is dead silent..

→ that awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer in class thinking you were right.

→ Theres always that one dumb ass kid who always reminds the teacher about test`s & homeworks.

→ Dear students, I know when you`re texting. Seriously.. no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerly, teacher.

→ Parents always see us taking a break, but they never see us studying.

→ Class, I couldn’t grade your papers. I was busy.” “Yeah. I couldn’t do my homework. I was busy too?”

→ That one kid in class that can ask the teacher random questions to get them off topic. “Good job mate.”