The Largest Collection of Funny Quotes, Facebook Status, Funny SMS, Whatsapp Status & Tweets

SMS Quotes Status Poems

The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.

Your smile is a general
my heart a soldier

If the universe did start with a bang
when God loved and the angels sang
one of the sparks that flew

when the moon shine from the heaven above,
i open my dove a i lyin the floor

if kisses wer rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a frnd id send u me!

→ HUH?
As i lie on my bed and look at the stars, and the moon, and the sky… i wonder…

Starting a new day,
Starting a new life,
Starting a new page,
In the Endless Book of Life.

if i luv sum1 let them go…
if they return it was meant to b…
if they dont their luv was never yours 2 begin wif

forgettin you is hard to do
forgettin me is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender

god in heaven,
god above
please protect the one i love,
sent with a smile,
sealed with a kiss,
i love the one who is reading this

Your words of love steal
someone’s heart,
but you don’t know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!

I love you up from heaven
down to the ground
I’m really glad
to have you found

last night an angel walked into my room. I asked him to watch over you.
but he came back I asked him why he said:an angel doesn’t watch over another angel

Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET!

If i go 2 heaven an ur not der i’ll write ur name on evry stair 4 all 2 c how much u mean 2 me

Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i’m thinking of you all the time.

when God gave us friendships he tried to be fair, but when i got you, i got more than my share!

they say sugar is sweet and honey is too but baby wot do i call u? ur sexier than sexy and hotter than that there’s only one name 4 u and thats 2 good 2 b true

U can fall from the sky
U can fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
is in love with me.

u r me, and i is u for eva our love will be true

i love u babe i really do, i love the times when im with u, the way u say that u love me, i think that this was meant to be

Your words of love steal
someone’s heart,
but you don’t know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!

here’s my halo
made of glass
mess with me
and i’ll kick ur ass

Gifts r given @ b’days, chocs @ valentine, roses 2 say sorry, luv is shown wid kisses, but da reason 4 sending dis is…. cuz UR MA HUNI!!

I love u wen u r sad.
I love u wen u r happy.
I love u wen u r teasing.
I love u wen u r laughing.
I love u wen u r angry.
I love u wen u love love me.

→ KISS 2 U
a kiss to you
from you know who
they say you knew me

It must have been a rainy day! when u were bourn heaven was crying coz it lost it’s most beautiful angel…

Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.

i miss u
r u miss me
its u know or God know
but i know about my heart and brain
that is crying everytime for u.
dont froget me.

I miss u wen ur far away,i fink bout u evry nite n day i really cant believe its true dat 1 day ill b bak wth u.

Love me,
dont hate me!
Your love is my life,
Your hate is my death!

You can fall from the sky.
You can fall from a tree but you will get hurt.
But falling in love with me is like falling in heaven!

Every night when I look at the moon, it reminds me of you, how you can see the same moon. It makes me sometimes sad because I can see the moon, but I can´t see you.

Learn 2 love the people who are willing to love U at present.4get the people in the past & tnk dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U have right now.