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→ BITE OF U
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.

→ UR SMILE
Your smile is a general
my heart a soldier
 

→ STARS
If the universe did start with a bang
when God loved and the angels sang
one of the sparks that flew

→ DOVE
when the moon shine from the heaven above,
i open my dove a i lyin the floor
 

→ KISS
if kisses wer rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a frnd id send u me!
 

→ HUH?
As i lie on my bed and look at the stars, and the moon, and the sky… i wonder…
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?!?!?!?
 

→ BOOK OF LIFE
Starting a new day,
Starting a new life,
Starting a new page,
In the Endless Book of Life.
 

→ LETTING GO
if i luv sum1 let them go…
if they return it was meant to b…
if they dont their luv was never yours 2 begin wif
 

→ FORGET ME NOT
forgettin you is hard to do
forgettin me is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender
 

→ SENT WITH A SMILE
god in heaven,
god above
please protect the one i love,
sent with a smile,
sealed with a kiss,
i love the one who is reading this

→ STOLEN
Your words of love steal
someone’s heart,
but you don’t know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!
 

→ FOUND YOU
I love you up from heaven
down to the ground
I’m really glad
to have you found
 

→ ANGEL
last night an angel walked into my room. I asked him to watch over you.
but he came back I asked him why he said:an angel doesn’t watch over another angel
 

→ DONT4GET
Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET!
 

→ HOW MUCH U MEAN 2 ME
If i go 2 heaven an ur not der i’ll write ur name on evry stair 4 all 2 c how much u mean 2 me
 

→ ALL THE TIME
Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i’m thinking of you all the time.
 

→ TOO MUCH!
when God gave us friendships he tried to be fair, but when i got you, i got more than my share!
 

→ 2 GOOD 2 B TRUE
they say sugar is sweet and honey is too but baby wot do i call u? ur sexier than sexy and hotter than that there’s only one name 4 u and thats 2 good 2 b true
 

→ FALL
U can fall from the sky
U can fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
is in love with me.
 

→ 4EVER
u r me, and i is u for eva our love will be true
 

→ MEANT 2 B
i love u babe i really do, i love the times when im with u, the way u say that u love me, i think that this was meant to be
 

→ STOLEN
Your words of love steal
someone’s heart,
but you don’t know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!
 

→ DONT MESS WITH ME
here’s my halo
made of glass
mess with me
and i’ll kick ur ass
 

→ MA HUNI
Gifts r given @ b’days, chocs @ valentine, roses 2 say sorry, luv is shown wid kisses, but da reason 4 sending dis is…. cuz UR MA HUNI!!
 

→ LUV U
I love u wen u r sad.
I love u wen u r happy.
I love u wen u r teasing.
I love u wen u r laughing.
I love u wen u r angry.
I love u wen u love love me.
 

→ KISS 2 U
a kiss to you
from you know who
they say you knew me
 

→ COZ
It must have been a rainy day! when u were bourn heaven was crying coz it lost it’s most beautiful angel…
 

→ AMONG THE STARS
Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.
 

→ MISS U
i miss u
r u miss me
its u know or God know
but i know about my heart and brain
that is crying everytime for u.
dont froget me.
 

→ I MISS U
I miss u wen ur far away,i fink bout u evry nite n day i really cant believe its true dat 1 day ill b bak wth u.
 

→ LOVE ME
Love me,
dont hate me!
Your love is my life,
Your hate is my death!
 

→ FALLING
You can fall from the sky.
You can fall from a tree but you will get hurt.
But falling in love with me is like falling in heaven!
 

→ EVRY NITE
Every night when I look at the moon, it reminds me of you, how you can see the same moon. It makes me sometimes sad because I can see the moon, but I can´t see you.
 

→ LEARN 2 LUV
Learn 2 love the people who are willing to love U at present.4get the people in the past & tnk dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U have right now.