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→ The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

→ The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.

→ For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction.

→ National Schizophrenic’s Convention: Anybody who’s everybody will be there!

→ Your worst humiliation is only someone else’s momentary entertainment.

→ The only difference between the people I’ve dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

→ We all can’t be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.

→ Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the fuck was going on when I first saw it.

→ I like all of the music in my itunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my itunes.

→ I’m a fan of saying YOU’RE WELCOME really loudly when people don’t thank you.

→ Spellcheck? I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me

→ Is anyone going to tell America’s Funniest Home Videos about youtube?

→ I’m not sure how the guy sitting next to me can smell so bad and still be alive

→ I don’t care what your gender is. I’m going to call you “dude” either way.

→ TV reports that Egypt is “experiencing worst violence in their history”. hmm. I guess no one at the broadcast station has watched ‘The Mummy Returns’!

→ just wants to point out that Cinderella is living proof that shoes CAN change your life!

→ They should play porn on gas station pump tv’s so you can watch someone else get screwed at the same time.

→ I can hear the Pink Panther theme song playing inside my head. I may or may not be getting into all kinds of mischief this afternoon.

→ When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status, you know you’ve either done something very right or something very wrong

→ There are commercials in front of online trailers now. So I have to watch a commercial to watch a commercial?

→ Some people should come with subtitles.

→ going to the skate park to watch people fall

→ Don’t ever eat rice and watch a funny show. Uncle Ben almost choked me to death.

→ I named my TV remote Waldo, you know why.

→ wow ,you know American news coverage has hit an all time low when there is an article on CNN about a kid scoring over 1000000 pts in Guitar Hero

→ All of those extreme couponers across America need to get together and propose a budget plan to the president.

→ Love is like a wind. You cannot see it, but you can feel it…

→ “Be excellent to each other.” – Bill S. Esquire (Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure)

→ When I watch MTV cribs I don’t feel bad about downloading music illegally.

→ Grandma knew 27 spots on the human body where she could inflict pain without leaving a mark. She was like a Ninja.

→ If anyone sees a bunch of people in their front yard tonight, don’t be alarmed, were just christmas tree shopping.

→ Dear movie industry, you need to chill with the 3D movies. 3D is the equivalent of auto tune for main stream rappers. cut that shit out. signed, annoyed critics.

→ Movie theaters should serve bowls of cereal

→ You can’t spell “listen” without “silent”

→ I just realized Beauty and the Beast can be summed up with two words: Stockholm Syndrome.

→ Question of the day: when was the last time that you saw a music video that was relevant to the actual song?

→ Are you watching too much T.V but not doing enough reading? Turn your subtitles on

→ American Idol review. Randy is still Randy. Paula looks a little different, but seems smarter. But Kara has really let herself go! She looks awful!