Movies & TV Facebook Status
→ The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
→ The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.
→ For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction.
→ National Schizophrenic’s Convention: Anybody who’s everybody will be there!
→ Your worst humiliation is only someone else’s momentary entertainment.
→ The only difference between the people I’ve dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.
→ We all can’t be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.
→ Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the fuck was going on when I first saw it.
→ I like all of the music in my itunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my itunes.
→ I’m a fan of saying YOU’RE WELCOME really loudly when people don’t thank you.
→ Spellcheck? I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me
→ Is anyone going to tell America’s Funniest Home Videos about youtube?
→ I’m not sure how the guy sitting next to me can smell so bad and still be alive
→ I don’t care what your gender is. I’m going to call you “dude” either way.
→ TV reports that Egypt is “experiencing worst violence in their history”. hmm. I guess no one at the broadcast station has watched ‘The Mummy Returns’!
→ just wants to point out that Cinderella is living proof that shoes CAN change your life!
→ They should play porn on gas station pump tv’s so you can watch someone else get screwed at the same time.
→ I can hear the Pink Panther theme song playing inside my head. I may or may not be getting into all kinds of mischief this afternoon.
→ When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status, you know you’ve either done something very right or something very wrong
→ There are commercials in front of online trailers now. So I have to watch a commercial to watch a commercial?
→ Some people should come with subtitles.
→ going to the skate park to watch people fall
→ Don’t ever eat rice and watch a funny show. Uncle Ben almost choked me to death.
→ I named my TV remote Waldo, you know why.
→ wow ,you know American news coverage has hit an all time low when there is an article on CNN about a kid scoring over 1000000 pts in Guitar Hero
→ All of those extreme couponers across America need to get together and propose a budget plan to the president.
→ Love is like a wind. You cannot see it, but you can feel it…
→ “Be excellent to each other.” – Bill S. Esquire (Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure)
→ When I watch MTV cribs I don’t feel bad about downloading music illegally.
→ Grandma knew 27 spots on the human body where she could inflict pain without leaving a mark. She was like a Ninja.
→ If anyone sees a bunch of people in their front yard tonight, don’t be alarmed, were just christmas tree shopping.
→ Dear movie industry, you need to chill with the 3D movies. 3D is the equivalent of auto tune for main stream rappers. cut that shit out. signed, annoyed critics.
→ Movie theaters should serve bowls of cereal
→ You can’t spell “listen” without “silent”
→ I just realized Beauty and the Beast can be summed up with two words: Stockholm Syndrome.
→ Question of the day: when was the last time that you saw a music video that was relevant to the actual song?
→ Are you watching too much T.V but not doing enough reading? Turn your subtitles on
→ American Idol review. Randy is still Randy. Paula looks a little different, but seems smarter. But Kara has really let herself go! She looks awful!