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→ A smile is a curve that can.Straighten out a lot of things.

→ life is short! if you dont look around once in a while you might miss it

→ Those who are afraid to fall, will never fly

→ Love ur enemys… It really ticks them off

→ If you don’t Stand for Something.You will Fall for Everything

→ da poorest man on earth is not da 1 without money, but is da 1 without a dream

→ To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the

→ It’s better to be hated for who you are than loved for what your not

→ Be yourself, there are enough other people

→ dont frown,you never know whos falling in love with ur smile

→ if u can stay calm while every1 else is goin mad … u probably havnt completely understood the situation!

→ FRIENDS are like stars…you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they are always there!..

→ A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn’t Is A Fool Forever

→ Dont b afraid 2 expose yourself.Reach out and tell sum1 wot they mean 2 u coz when u decide its the right time it might b 2 late!

→ Sumtimes its harder 2 say no wen u really mean yes.Its hard 2 close ur eyes wen u really want 2 see.But the hardest thing 2 do is to let go wen u want to stay

→ What do you do when the only person who can stop you crying, is the person who makes you cry in the first place?

→ You might regret what you do- but you’ll you regret what you don’t do SO much more

→ 2 let go doesnt mean 2 stop carin.2 let go is to learn theres sumthin beyond.2 let go means acceptin reality.2 let go is lovin more coz u only want the best.

→ If you are the flame you can’t be burned

→ Yesterday is history tomorrow is a is a gift that is why we call it the present!

→ Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is the less noise it makes

→ The virtue of love isnt finding the perfect person, but by loving the imperfect person perfectly.

→ If love isnt a game then why are there so many players?

→ u luv coz u weep.u weep coz u hurt.u hurt coz u fail.u fail coz u try.u try coz u need.u need coz u want.u want coz u feel.u feel coz u live.u live coz u luv

→ have u eva notcied a heart is two upside down teardrops

→ they say true love is just round the corner i must be walking in circles

→ Luv is like a glass. If u break it, it’s hard to fix, And even if you manage that , it’ll never be the same.

→ People say dat wen luv comes knocking on ur door let it in.But sumtimes luv comes through a backdoor & by the time u notice its on its way out.

→ God gave u 2 legs to walk.2 hands to hold.2 ears to hear.2 eyes to see.But why did he giv u only 1 Heart? Probably because He wants you to look for the other

→ Some thoughts are better kept unsaid.some feelings are better kept to urself.because love has its way of expressing itself despite the silence.

→ True love doesnt have a happy ending.True love doesnt have an ending!

→ Love is like a rose it blossoms then dies.

→ Dont find love.let love find you.That’s why it’s called falling in love coz you dont force yourself to fall- you just do!

→ If you want me to fall for you- you have to give me something worth tripping over.

→ love is not how u 4get but how u forgive.not how u listen but how u understand.not what u see but what u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.

→ Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out

→ It hurts 2 luv sum1 who doesnt giv u d time of day.but it hurts more wen u realize dat sum1 u dont giv d time of day luved u & gave it up coz u luved another

→ Looks may capture the eyes but it’s the personality that captures the heart

→ love can sometimes be magic- but magic can sometimes be an ILLUSION!

→ *In Reality*…. The Player Isn’t Actually Playing The Other Person…He’s Playing Himself…

→ You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see.but u cant close your heart to things you dont want to feel.

→ the hardest thing to do is to watch the one you love. love somebofy else

→ People Fall in love not knowin y nor how.Its so special a feelin dat it doesnt require much answers.U just love no matter how stupid u become.

→ Children playin outside cars can cause accidents.but adults playin inside cars can cause children by accident!

→ Boys should tell their trousers that it ‘s rude to point

→ be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart.for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top

→ Be friendly to your children as they are the ones that decide where you live when your are old.

→ When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself why isn’t he taken?

→ boys r like mascara, dey run on da first sign of emotion

→ while w8ing 4 d right person 2 come- play & hav fun with d wrong 1.but b careful with who u play with bcoz dat person mite b d right 1 all along

→ If you fool me once shame on you.If you fool me twice shame on me.

→ Guys are like roses- watch out for the pricks