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I don’t understand why Cupid
was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day.
When I think about romance,
the last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

Pleasure to a single heart
To Give Pleasure To
A Single Heart By A
Single Act Is Better
Than A Thousand
Heads Bowing In Prayer

U r d beat of my heart
Lover of my soul
I’ll never leave U
& never wanna U let go

U r d beat of my heart
d 1 that make me sing
d 1 who makes me smile
& I never seem to cry

U r d beat of my heart
d 1 I really love
Don’t let me out of Ur sight
For I’m yours by heart

Happy Valentine’s Day

What i need to live
has been given to me
by the earth …

Why i need to live
has been given to me
by you my valentine !!!

Happy Valentine’s Day

My Heart To You Is Given,
Oh Dear, Do Give Yours To Me,

We’ll Lock Them Up Together
And Throw Away The Key …

So Many Time
I Thought I’d Never
Find Sum1 To Love Me
d Way I Needed 2 B
Loved Then
U Came In My Life
Showed Me
Wh8 True Love
Really Is

Happy Valentine’s Day

Hold my hands when I reached for you, Hug me when I hold out my arms, Kiss me when I go for your lips, Love me when I capture your heart. Let’s Makes This Valentine More Romantic

You are always in my heart, here, there and everywhere… There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way. Be My Valentine

Romantic Valentine Wish Many times you make me cry… And looking 4 a reason why… Many times you make me fly… Always stay with me until I die…

Roses of red color in my heart and they will never shrivel… Because they blossom every time in my heart whenever I see your smile or hear your voice or just think of you… Happy Valentine’s Day

There’s a special place in my heart where I can feel you near. No matter how far, darling, you are in my thoughts you appear. The way we love each other makes it hard to be apart so when I can’t hold you in my arms, I hold you in my hear.

Valentines Day Recipe 1/2 cup hugs 4 tea spoon kisses 4 cups love 1 cup special holiday cheer 1/2 cup sweetheart hugs 3 tea spoon cinnamon hearts 2 cups love and kindness 1 bag of valentines 1 medium-size bag of great big red hearts Blend all and sprinkle with lots of love.

The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of perfumed garden, a dim twilight and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough.

If ever you think of me out of blue, just remember it’s all the kisses I’ve blown in the air finally catching up with you. Happy Valentines Day

If I should turn my face around, You’d know right in a minute, Just who sent this Valentine and all the love that’s in it.

A Valentine can be a fragile thing romance and flowers last too brief a time Tender caresses subject to the same limitation but I shall try, nonetheless, on Valentine’s Day to do otherwise would be completely foolish.

Like the stars were made to twinkle. Like the sun was made to shine. Like the clouds were made to embrace. Like the flowers were made to bloom. Like life was made to be lived. I was born to love you. Happy Valentines Day

8th Feb: Rose Day 9th : Propose Day 10t : Chocolate Day 11th : Teddy bear Day 12th : Hug Day 13th : Kiss Day 14th : Valentine’s Day So I wish U beautiful Love Week.

How did it happen that our lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that the dawn whitens behind the shapes of trees on the quivering summit of the hill? A kiss, and all was said. Sweet Valentin’s Day

On this day made just for lovers
something weighs heavily on my mind
yet still I have to question
Will you be my valentine?
There will be no roses delivered
no chocolates that taste divine
yet none of that matters to me
Will you be my valentine?
There will be no jewelry received from you
to me that suits me just fine
all I want from you is your heart
Will you be my valentine?
On this day made just for lovers
you’ll give me your heart,
I’ll give you mine
yet still I have to question
Will you be my valentine?

Funny Valentine!
Where are you?
How will you come to me?
In a red box,
The softness of
A teddy bear or the tenderness of
A kiss?
The security of a hug,
The snug warm
Feeling of love?
You seem sooo far away!
I think about you when I close my eyes
And even when I open them in the morning.
It may not be Valentine’s Day everyday
But with you.
Just know your
My love supply.
My Funny Valentine!

May you find that special someone
On this Valentine’s Day
For I send my heart and love to you
From very far away
Let light shine upon you
On your beautiful face
And let a smile show
That no one can erase
You are my Special Valentine
And to the world it will be known
Regardless of your outcome
Today you will not be alone
Smile little or smile big
Just as long as you are mine
So don’t show me a frown
Because I am your Valentine
Happy Valentine’s Day

What do you give a lady so sweet?
Who makes my existence so complete.
Should She get a Long-stemmed Rose?
Perhaps some very heartfelt pros?
A store-bought card with another”s word?
Anything that”s purchased seems absurd.
I would give you the World if it were mine,
For now, take my heart,
And be My Valentine.