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→ People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason.

→ A woman can become dangerous for man in two cases: when he doesn`t satisfy her, and when he satisfies her.

→ has decided that the answer to all of life`s problems is: HUG YOUR MOM!

→ The spaces between your fingers were created so that another`s could fill them in.

→ I havent put weight on, my clothes have shrunk 🙂

→ Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.

→ is like a can of pringles, once u pop, u cant stop.

→ LIKE IF: Throwing your phone in anger… then checking if its still ok.

→ I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, “Hello?” As if the bad guy is gonna be like, “Yeah, I`m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?”

→ Even though I finished my test first, I wait for someone else to get up.

→ Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error

→ Smiling does not necessarily mean you`re happy. Sometimes it just means you`re strong.

→ simple tips to play safe.
* Don`t promise when you`re HaPpy
* Don`t replY when you`re anGry
* Don`t decide when you`re Sad

→ I`m not addicted to texting, I`m addicted to the person i`m texting.

→ If you like me, Tell Me. If you miss me, Show it. If you love me, Prove it.

→ If Someone Waits For U it Dosnt Mean that they Have Nothing Else To Do., It Just Means That Nothing Else is More Important Than U ♥!

→ One day you will ask me what is more important 2 me, you or my life? I will say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are my life !!!

→ a boy gave a girl 13 roses, 12 were real, one was fake,then the boy said to the girl, I will love you till the last rose dies.

→ insert coin 2 view todayz status!! 😀 😀

→ is wondering…. if money doesn`t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

→ “You can`t keep the birds of sadness from flying over your head, but you can keep them from nesting in your hair.”