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→ “Anger is the only evil which makes love invisible for a minute.
And love is the only suspicious thing which is visible even after anger.

→ Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.

→ If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: ‘I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.’ When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.

→ An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a naked man. ‘What are you doing’ he shouted.To which his wife said to her lover ‘See, I told you he was stupid’

→ ANGER is an acid that does more harm to the vessel in which it is stored, that to anything on which it is poured.

→ Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

→ There is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen.

→ If you’re angry at a loved one, hug that person. And mean it. You may not want to hug – which is all the more reason to do so. It’s hard to stay angry when someone shows they love you, and that’s precisely what happens when we hug each other.

→ A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, “You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!” Tryinghis best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, “Take it easy Dear, Can’t you see I’m trying to taper off?”

→ Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before – it takes something from him.

→ Do something that makes a difference – because, by God, there’s a lot to make you angry.

→ Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

→ It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either.

→ Events will take their course, it is no good of being angry at them; he is happiest who wisely turns them to the best account.

→ Usually when people are sad, they don’t do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

→ God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

→ How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself.
Squirrels will come to you on their own.
Because they just love NUTS .

→ I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

→ If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

→ I feel the anger rize up in me
The same anger
That makes me bleed
Inside
In my heart and in my soul
Killing me.