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→ Former Finance Minister ready with
‘SHOE’string Budget.?
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PC AmBUSHed in Delhi.!
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P Chidambaram (Chiddu) Becomes the
Brand Ambassador
for BATA Shoes.!

→ ….If Jayalalita Wins
in the Next Election
and Becomes the
CM again,
What would the
Public say.?

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“The Mummy Returns”

→ “Ideas that can change India”
Go vote! Stop paying bribes, kill educational reservation, say no to hereditary politics.

→ A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against
his government.

→ Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and
campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each
from the other

→ Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something
you want done because he wants to do it.

→ This is for ADULTS Only. . .
If you are
Under the Age of 18,
Please Please
Don’t read this sms..

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Election is coming,
Please Do Vote.!

→ 10 Terrorists
Came by BOAT recently..
543 Terrorists will
Soon Come by VOTE.. God Bless Us.. Take Care. JAI HIND……