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→ Do Reply to Question
Qusetion:
How to determine if some one is in true Love with you
Ans???

→ What part of a human, which size doesn’t increase?
(remain as same as at the time of Birth)

→ Do u think u can answer….

Question:
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It’s A Challenge…
Reply The Answer.

→ Complete this Sentence:
“I always wanted to tell U that ………….”
Text Me back with the Answer
&
Forward to see what Others Text U
Rply is Must.

→ Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.

→ In This World,
We Have Only POSTMEN !
But, No POSTWOMEN !
Why??
Think !
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Yes
B’coz, They Take 9 Months 4 One DELIVERY

→ Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..

→ Interesting confusions:
1. Can you cry under water.?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty.?
3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.?
4. What do you call a male lady bird.?
5. Why is it called building, when it is already built.?
6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it.?

→ Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
11
22
33
44
55
66
77
88
99
00

Reply is must.

→ For India its Ind.
For Pakistan its Pak.
For Afghanistan its Afg.
For Argentina its Arg.
For Germany its Ger.
Then what’s for
Brazil and London ?

→ This is a smart test, try 2 solve it

R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E

Send answer if u r a genius.
It’s only 1 word.
Solve n reply

→ Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.

→ This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:

LISTEN – TL + MAD – SEN + ICE – CEAD + SUCCESS + YES – CUE + OUT – TESCS.

GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW

answer=” I MISS YOU”

→ I am made of 5 letters,
If you remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If you remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what ???!
HAIR
AIR






Answer : CHAIR

→ The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I? Hint
_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_
Answer=Chathuringmes

→ Fill these blanks with Yes or No…..
1._______________ I don’t have a brain.
2._______________ I don’t sense.
3. _______________ I am stupid.
4._______________ I am not a human.
Try to fill.

→ When u get this SMS, send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

→ Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can’t jump!

→ A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

→ Who walks with us through the difficult path of life ?
Mom/dad ?
-No
Husband/Wife ?
-No
Friends ?
-No