Religion Facebook Status

→ I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

→ Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

→ If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

→ The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.

→ Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

→ Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.

→ I will respect any religion you practice as long as you never knock on my door to tell me about it.

→ “Until death do us part,” means we will all be single in heaven, right?