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Sneham cheyi haddu leakundaa..
Manninchu moesam cheayakundaa..
Nammakaanni unchu anumaaninchakundaa..
Kalasi undu eppatiki vidipoekundaa..

Na kannire neku kaligiste santosham..
Nenu yedchi chestanoka samudram.
Snehamane naavalo ninu cherustanu aananda teeram.
Nenu koredi nee kshemam.
Dani kosam nenu denikaina siddham.
O nestam! Bahusa idenemo sneham.
Adi pondalante chesukovali entho punyam.
Adi pondaleni jeevitham vyartham.

Sneham cheyi haddu leakundaa..
Manninchu moesam cheayakundaa..
Nammakaanni unchu anumaaninchakundaa..
Kalasi undu eppatiki vidipoekundaa..

Kanulu neevi kanneeru naadi..
Hrudayam needi savvadi naadi..
Suvaasan needi sughandam naadi..
Sneha bandhammaatram mana iddaridi..

Naaku nuvvante kopam,
Naa manasuni naaku duram chesavani…
Nenante naaku kopam,
Nee premaloe nannu nenu marachi poetunnaanani…

Gunde chappudu karuvaite yemautundo teliyadukaani…
Nee gontu chappudu vinakapote kottukonantundi naa gunde!!

→ Satyam: 5Star Hotel Kelly coffee Order Chashadu..
Waiter: Black Coffee Themantara Sir.
Satyam Father: Vera Colors Emunayo Avi Chapavayya Annadu…Keep Smiling.

Teacher : Baadhaki Bayaniki Madhya teda yenti..
Hari: Baada ante meeda tadusthadi, Bayam ante Kindha tadusthadi..

Cellphone oka Devalayam sms danilone Devudu Sms pampe valu pujari Sms chadive Vallu Bakthulu Chadivi sms cheyani vallu Temple Bayata ADUKKUNE VALLU

Matalalo cheppalenidi..,
Bhavalalo chupalenidi..,
Naa chinni guppetlo dachina ni sneham enta goppadi?
Ani adigite…. Vivarinchaleni maunam medi.

→ How are you nevu ekkada vunnavu emi chestunnavu annam tinnava eppudu office ki vasthavu.

Ninnu marchipodamani, bar kelli mandukottanu.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu, kaani ninnu kadu, bar owner ki bill kattadam.

Vengalrao: neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
Neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
Neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
Ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani ..

Pilla kothi: amma na pelli apudu avuthundhi, antha sepu agali?
Talli kothi: 1 min aagu pellii kuthuru msg chaduvuthundhi, Adhi ayina ventane ne pelli.
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Malligadu, pilligadu, sollugdu 3 frnds unnaru
Malligadu 10th chaduvuthunadu
pilligadu inter chaduvuthunadu
Sollugadu e msg chaduvuthunadu.
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BUMPER OFFER
Naku sms panpandi & win
Benz car photo
29” atta petti
Malaysia velle plane ki tata chepai avakasam
Enka natho dinner me entlo.. Hurry Up!
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Mitrama vunava? Poyava?
Gallo vunte meghalni panpu
Akasamlo unite varshani panpu
Bathikunte untai msg panpu..
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Nepolian: Impossible ane padham na dictionary lo ne ledu………….
Sardar:ippudu badhapadi e’m labham adhi konetappudu chuskovali
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7 kondalavada venkata ramana govinda govinda.
Swamy naaku FEB 14 kalla oka maanchi lover dorikithe E SMS chadivevallaki gundu kottistha.
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Press down…..
Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaanu..
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Cell phonulo message mathrame vasthundi. giftlu raavu. Ye oorumandi??

Sneham chesi preminchu….
Premichi snehitulam anaku!
Sneha bhaavamtho jeevinchu….
Jeevinchadaniki snehitunni mosaginchaku

Sneham anedi prati okkariki avasaram.
Prati manasu pai adi chestundi pettanam.
Nee snehaaniki nenu kattaubadi vunnanu,lekapote aa devudiki kuda vundi naa avasaram…..

Pagalaite raatri kuda autundi.
Niraasha vaddu manaki manchi jarugutundi.
Denikaina samayam padutundi.
Antavaraku manaki opika avasaram vundi.

manishi dooramaithenemi manasu untadi ,manasu thoti manasepudu kalasipothadi,chavu brathuku lenididamma snehamannadi janma janamalakadi daggarouthadi

chelli.. nee navvu badhanu kooda navvinchaali,nee jeevitham chavuni kooda brathikinchali,nee vijayaporatanni choosi,otami thana parajayanni oppukovali,nee prema enthati virodhannaina tholaginchali,ee anna manasulo velugula eppatiki brathiki undaali….

Ninnu marchipodamani, bar kelli mandukottanu.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu, kaani ninnu kadu, bar owner ki bill kattadam.

durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai, kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu. kaaranam, naadi battaburra.

Agi poku kalama asha tirey varaku, Jari poku megama jjalu kuresevaraku, Vaddi poku pushpama astaminchey varaku, Vidi poku nestama brathiki unanntha varaku….

Gulabi andam kanna…
Sampangi suvasana kanna….
Mallela telladanam kanna….
Nee snehame naaku minna!!!

Marapu raani teepi gurtuvi neevu.
Karagi poni kaantivi neevu.
Kammani kavithaku artham neevu.
Undali kalakalam anandamga neevu!

Sneham honey kanna Sweetest.
Sneham evarest kanna Tallest.
Sneham moon kanna Coolesy.
Sneham adi neevaite Greatest.
Mana Sneham eppudu elage vundalani naa Request.

Ee Deepaawali mee inta
Kuripinchaali sirula panta
Meeranta aanandamga vundaalanta
Andukondi subhaakaanshala muta..

Tiya teeyani neati mitaayilatoe
Velugondea ennoe tapaasulatoe
Andaru kalasi navvutu santhoshamtoe
DEEPAAWALI ni jarupukoendi vedukatoe

Laxmi mee inta nartinchaga
Santhosham paalai pongaga
Deepa kaantulu veluguneeyaga
Anandamga jarupukondi Diwali panduga!

Deepa kaantula jyotulatoe….
Sirisampadula raasulatoe….
Tapaasula velugulatoe….
Meeku DEEPAAWALI subhaakaanshalu!

Nootana Samvachara Shubha Kanshalu
Kannulu kallanu marchi povu!
Upiri swasanu marichi povu
Vennela chandrudini marichipodu!
Na manasu ninnu marchi podu..

Jeevitam Oka Prayanam,
Jeevanam Oka Pramanam,
ani Evaro Annaru,
Neetho Jeevitam
Naaku Prayanam Kaavali,
Nee Prema Naaku Pramanam Avvali…

Udainche Sooryudu Prapanchaniki Velugunu iste,
Nee Raaka Naaa Jeevitamlo Velugunu Ichchindi…

Prema eppudu puduthundi
manashu daggara ainappudu
manushu eppudu daggara avuthundi
manishi ki manishi daggara ainappudu …

Kanulu kadhaladam ledhu
pedavulu maatlaada ledhu
hrudhayam maathram
noppitho ginjukuntondhi.
ninnu chudaka…

Gunde loni Badhale
kallalona kanneeri ponguthunte
Atmabhimaname bayata padaneeyaka pothe
Avi gundelone aaviri inkipoga
Manasu leni manishila jeevisthunnanu
Jeevisthu Maranisthunnanu. ..

Kannu reppala kapala kallalanu apaleka poindhi…kanillanu apaleka poindhi……

Neevu naa chentha unte mounam thappa matalu dari cheravu…..
Neevu dhuram ithe nee alochanalatho samayam teliyadu….

Neethoodu kaavaalani na manasooo!!!na life looki raavalani na gunde ,na kanupapallo daachaalani naa kanolooo,neetho matalaadalani na nooru wait chestunnayiii

Samudram pedda peddha alaloo reputhundhi,aa alalooo manalanu bhayapeduthaayii, kaani Prema nemmadhiga udi sunaami reputhundhi,aa sunaami manasulni kalipee varakoo Nidhurapoohu..

Ninnu choodakundaa naa kannuloo,Nee maata vinkunda na chevuloo,neetho matalaadakunda napedhaaloo,ninnu thalavakunda namanasu unna rooju adhi nenu maraninchina rooju. ..